I got micro a play tent recently - that has been a big hit, also stuff to grow themselves or make together with you all tend to be successful.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:06, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

gently chop the top off some eggs and empty (for an omlette whatever)
then paint/decorate the shells, replace the egg shells into the carton and fill with compost, then grow sunflowers out of the eggs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)

sunflowers freak me out a bit
it's ok if they stay stumpy like battered, but when they get really big, i don't like it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)

did you read day of teh Triffids when you were a little orangutan?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

i had LONG BROWN HAIR

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

i can't believe your parents were so ashamed that they dyed your hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)

like you wouldn't have done that if you'd been princess diana

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)

are yo0u princess diana

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

are yo0u princess diana?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Have you been watching "The Plantagenets"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

no, i was implying that if your second crotchfruit turned out ginger, as hers did, because the dad wasn't really the dad
then you'd disguise it by dying its hair ginger.

or something like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

number two is as beautifully Aryan as her big sister

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

haha
do you know how much highlights cost? you're going to be bankrupted by hairdressing fees when they hit their teens...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:22, Reply)

So you're saying that because you're a ginger your dad isn't your dad?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)

he might reclaim his half flat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)

in my sole name innit
i ent dumb
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)

I like this.
We painted some hardboiled eggs together at the weekend. She loves doing that sort of stuff.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)

i'd have a great reply to this if you were bald

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Which I am not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

sweating like battered in a play tent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Are you suggesting he's agoraphobic?

( Muns, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)

That and a peedo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)

hmm
but what if i want stuff to make them leave me alone instead of sitting on top of me and fighting over me??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

ipads

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

i have to brave the apple store on good friday
cunts changed the charging point so my cunt new ipod no longer fits in the cunt car and i lost the old cunt ipod so now i have to pay mercedes £60 for a new cunt cable or pay apple £25 for a cunt adaptor.

robbing greedy cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)

or buy one for £3 from Amazon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:11, Reply)

I just typed and deleted EXACTLY this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

VERY WISE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

This is the second time this has happened today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

you'll be hopping on a camel and followinga star before you know it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)

i want to make sure it fits
this means taking the merc cable into the apple store, and i can only do that on friday. then i have a long drive on friday up to a spa, so i need the adaptor for that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

gaz me the deets sweetheart I'll sort you out a new cable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

i don't want to use the ipod in cheshire whilst the car is still in london, ta

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Balls. Order off Amazon. You can get a close piccie look at what you are buying.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)

i endorse this casual approach to cable purchasing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Don't waste your time mate, she'd rather whinge about it and buy a new fucking car than look something up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:16, Reply)

^ ISN'T GETTING HIS EASTER PRESENT ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE PLAYSTATION CABLES THAT I SENT YOU LINKS FOR WHICH WERE UNDER A FIVER?????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

i didn't understand the pictures on amazon so i bought a whole new playstation and cables from ebay :(
now i have 2 playstations :((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

And my point is proved once again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

no hairy easter egg humming for frog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

LIES
he's going to see his mother
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

what a coincidence ME TOO!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)

ALSO PLEASE DONT EXPECT AN EASTER PRESENT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

ALSO I HAVENT HAD THE PREVIOUS PRESENT YET

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

IT'S A PLAYSTATION

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)

christ you could have at least got him a playstaion 2

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

it is a playstation 2
but it doesn't have any cables
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:22, Reply)

It's okay I know where to get them. Same as the one for the car.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)

she could have at least got you a playstaion 3

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I think I have one of them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)

she could have at least got you a playstation 4

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I don't even play silly games :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)

they are for children and the childish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

I know, I *should* be well into them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)

the lack of ingrained sweat and claw thumbs are two of things i like best about you, it's true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Just my claw feet :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)

you assume that i'd recognise it
practical shit is NOT my forte
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:16, Reply)

i ahve offered my services

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

Handcuffs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)