no wonder your wife is a paranoid mess of blobbing rage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:07, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

he's a creepy internet creeper
but i doubt he perves on girls who are closer in age to his kids than to himself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:14, Reply)

You're saying the university students are fair game for his perving then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Just how old do you think I am granny!

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:16, Reply)

old enouigh to know better than to have an eybrow piercing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)

5?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)

+ive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)

#chivealive

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)

well, if they are 18
and your kid is 5, that's a 13 year difference.

13 years from 18 is 31 - i reckon you're at least that.

and that gap is only going to get bigger...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Ok so I'm not allowed the 18 year olds. But the 19-21 year olds are fair game.

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)

for now
but the problem is, you will think about this creepy comparison, and how creepy it makes you, and you'll think GODDAMMIT SWIPE, CAN I NOT EVEN HAVE A WANK IN PEACE?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Its a good job I didn't have kids at 16 then isn't it!

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)

it's a shame your dad didn't have a vasectomy at 16

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)