just think how you'd feel about someone that much older perving on your daughters
that'll wilt your tulip
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:54, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

If my 18 year old daughter got with a 31 year old I would probably think along the lines of "She's 18 she can do what she likes"

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
course you would, dipstick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:57, Reply)

imma print this off
and post it to him when they are teenagers. he'll need something to mop up his tears of rage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)

16 or 17 I would have issue with it
But once someone is an adult its really not up to me is it. My sister had older boyfriends in her late teens and early 20s and she calmed down eventually.
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

this is exactly how you will see it when some raddled grizzled old pervert has his meaty hands all over your daughter/s

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Hopefully my daughters won't be interested in people like Stunned
THere are normal 31 year olds. You have met me grandma
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)

that isn't the point
the point is, when you are perving over teenagers, you think of some horrible old internet porno creep doing that to your girls, and it'll soon sort you out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

You're welcome.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

your image of a hair catching on a bellend should be a particular highlight

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I'm not perving over teenagers

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)

oh
then what are we all talking about?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Oddly enough this started off with you say you doubt I perve at them
then you seemed to switch sides.
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

it's almost like i have no idea what i'm talking about

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I hope they have nice feet

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)

We'll see how you feel in 2027 when Stunned moves in across the street

( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)

"Alright, love? Want to come for a ride on my mobility scooter?"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

They'll be falling all over themselves to give you a sponge bath.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

They're used to people with peg legs in cornwall

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)

By 2027 he'll have no feet at all and won't be a threat to anyone

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

My daughter isn't allowed a boyfriend until she's 35.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)

STONE?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

You still wouldn't be able to catch her on one foot

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

*Half your age plus seven / double your age minus seven*
18, 36, 29.... m'lurd.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

24 aaaaaaaand 61.
I can actually bang a granny, if I want.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

27 and 73.
Oh dear.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Gummiest blowie ever

( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Linda McCartney and Martha Stewart
WINK
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

WANK more like!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

22 and 53 for me.
www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_year=1961&gender=female&sort=starmeter,asc

Oh god, I've just thought up a really creepy web-app.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)

You can totally bang Stifler's "mom"
I've got Kim Basinger and Chaka Khan in my list. Score!
( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)

She's ruined it in that film about the two slags who make a cupcake shop thats always on E4.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Two broke girls.
The brunette with the massive norks would get it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)

That's the one.
No thanks, even a cheeky wank over them will get you a brain-STI.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)

I have to say that the 1st half of the equation interests me, but the latter part doesn't.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:22, Reply)

TBH, it's normally the same 'actress', it's just that in the first one she's wearing a cheerleader costume with pigtails...
... and in the second one she's wearing a pencil-skirt, black-rimmed glasses and has those tights that come up to the bellybutton.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)

That's pretty niche right there Gonz.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)