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School dinners or packed lunch?
Yes. It's lunchtime.
Alt; News from your part of the world.
Edit: Free dinners in you were a povvo.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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latest was 11 years ago)
packed chives
Alt: I'm gonna go and water my chives
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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I did school dinners for a while but my kids have packed lunches as they are awkward eaters
Lunch for me is carrots/celery and jellypeno hoummmmmmmmous
Alt:
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/repairs-needed-whitley-bays-spanish-6981155
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:44,
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roniclel
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:48,
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ha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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it's a click from me!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:50,
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nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59,
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That still looks well cheap.
Have they opened up the park bit again? Give Blackpool pleasure beach no competition.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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No, they are still sorting the dome out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:00,
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*polishes*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:11,
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packed lunch
Leeds is quite sunny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:44,
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I have no lunch because I was late and forgot my lovely sandwiches, and Tesco is shut for a refit and I can't be bothered going further afield
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:47,
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Get a train-time burger king.
It'll be like payday cans for the busy commuter.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:48,
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No way you big spastic! Not two days in a row! You're a mentalist!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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DO IT.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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OH ALRIGHT THEN!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:50,
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King of the day!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:51,
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What is it on Wednesdays?
Hopefully not the poor quality 'double rodeo'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:51,
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Not sure. Probably Corrie or EastEnders.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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WHOPPER
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:54,
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No, he's telling the truth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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We know you're fat jasom
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:02,
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slags, the lot o yer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:11,
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Get something with that shit bacon in, save it and smear it all over Swipes lips as she sleeps.
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:45,
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Spinach & ricotta cannelloni.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:47,
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I've heard it's quite easy to make yer.
Surprisingly easy, in fact.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:48,
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oh, and today I have thai tomato chicken with noodles.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:48,
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I've recently discovered a thai canteen type place near me. The food is bloody good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:51,
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You can get thes little jars of Thai base in Sainsburies I throw it into coconut curries, stews, the lot.
Mix it with some chicken, prawns, veg and tomato chilli puree and have it with noodles. Quick and painless.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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I was about to stomp your thread thinking you were popular poster "A Vagabond"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:51,
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he's marginally funnier.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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Packed lunch.
Alt: Nigel Farage/German wife lols
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:54,
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I'm voting UKIP next month.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:55,
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Do it properly and vote EDL, you hipster.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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The British Freedom Party are a bit left wing for my tastes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59,
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I blame the Scotch.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59,
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I blame the pakis m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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Alright The Disappointed
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:03,
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alright 'Tim'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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I was looking at their policies today and some of them will fuck our country up proper.
We shouldn't distance ourselves that much from the EU.
I really want to vote this time so I can justify rants about it but with all parties there are pros and cons.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:57,
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Not my party there aren't.
My policy is "Vote for me or be shot".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59,
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Good luck with that!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:00,
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I shall be voting labour.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:00,
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VOTE CHIVE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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Champagne socialist ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:03,
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Amstocialist
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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it's a click from me!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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^ bent spastic
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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At least I ma true to myself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:05,
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They've been quiet.
I tried to look up their policies and they aren't very well distributed
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:12,
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and they aren't very well distributed but i didn't underatand the long words so googled pictures of horse cocks instead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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ilovehorsecocks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:24,
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to each, his won.
No, I was on the actual Labour website too.
Bupkes
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:29,
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School dinners were for pricks
Alt: We're still speculating on the highly unlikely theory that a middle-eastern dragon fantasist was born here:
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/st-george-come-coventry-what-7017800
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:58,
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It varied, mainly packed lunch though
Alt:
Alleged rapey Vicar
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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Whoop! I have managed to change my password so can get emails again
IT wizz right here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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How long have you been without emails?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:07,
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Well i didn't notice for a while, but an hour or so
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:08,
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2013
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:24,
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This was more the sort of answer I was hoping for
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:27,
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fuckin cleaner is in the kitchen so I can't make my lunch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:11,
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Do you make a mess?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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no but she's in the way
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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Are you at home or in work?
Just fucking shift her
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:23,
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i a
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:24,
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at home, so shifting her is counter productive
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:26,
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It wouldn't be awkward if you were at work
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:27,
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Not to you getting something to eat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:28,
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she's gone now
CURRY OCLOCK
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:29,
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Lunch with Sporty, eh.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:31,
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i wish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:33,
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You damn right
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:34,
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have you quit your job yet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:39,
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I decided to go on holiday instead
Still looking into changing jobs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:54,
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Maybe if you trained your wife/lover/YM right, there wouldn't be this problem.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:30,
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she's busy with the kids innit#
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:33,
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SICK!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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I tok packed lunch so I didn't have to stay indoors eating school dinners with the povvos and pricks
However there was a takeaway hatch in the playground. The free school dinner povvos were given 5 tickets about the size of a raffle ticket to fill in each day in exchange for £1.10 worth of food in the canteen. Chips were 55p a bag so you could get two bags of lovely chips a day for your dinner. Me and Jimmy nicked a book of 500 tickets from reception and had a bag of chips each every for two years. We never got caught but we were stupid and used the same povvo kids name every single day we used a ticket.
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:43,
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