I told my mum I was gay, but she didn't believe me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:11, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

For the lols or the attention?
Are we talking last week or when you were younger?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Just to wind her up years ago.
I phoned her and said 'I've got something I need to tell you.....I'm gay', and I did some of my best actoring as if I really had to build up to it, and she just said 'No you aren't'.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)

^ rubbish actor

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I had the lead role in several school productions!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I was an extra in Byker Grove :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I was in a Tango advert. I WIN.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Did you get slapped by a big orange glove?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I was one of hundreds of people running along the white cliffs of Dover.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

were you the morbidly obese guy at the front?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

No, I was the distinctly average one with long hair and an undercut in the middle

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Is that where you met swipe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

No that would have been Fanta, you knob.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)

www.monkeyworld.org/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)

okay......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

I was going for the Clyde thing.
Moving on...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)

OH GOOD ONE MATE!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Chive off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

tango is as orange as ornage can be

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Tangoedupingreen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)

you're so obtuse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

angledupinblue

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

You don't think I'm acute?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

i think your cunt is acute

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Pillowtalk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Poor Frog, forced to live a lie
No wonder you always go for such butch women
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Oh, you are dead!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I wish!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)

My mum once said "if you're gay, it's ok" to me.
No mum, I wasn't gay. I wasn't bringing girls home because I was ugly.

*runs crying to bedroom*
( Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)

:'( sad tymes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I reckon she did it on purpose to take the piss. She's such a bitch.

( Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I had loads of girls round mine too.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

If you're having girls, you're doing gay wrong.

( Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I was young. It was a confusing time!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Boobs are magical, magical things.

( Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)

this^
Even teh gays love tits
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)

My missus has a gay friend who finds them repulsive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

maybe he is lactose intolerant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

He's ok with man milk

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I can see this product in Tesco tomorrow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

I like breasts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I like them too!

( Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Big or small
I like 'em all
Pink or brown
Nips up or down
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Nips down are weird, don't like them.

( Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

It rhymed with brown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

so does clown but no one wants to think about Dozer's bitch tits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)