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Friday train threadI have just been for champagne at the savoy where have you just been proles?
Alt: weekend plans
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:22,
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Meeting at the charidee I'm on the board of. I have declined Needos this evening which I am now starting to regret, but I need an early night. Alt - Got micro for the weekend - seeing my parents tomorrow, Sunday tbc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:26,
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I can't wait to get to bed, cAnt take the pace anymore(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:26,
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Odds on not being woken up in the night by one of your offspring?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:28,
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Considering I didn't make it home last night at all, I suspect I'll be on duty(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:33,
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I've pretty much just been here.I prefer prosecco, anyway.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:29,
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Nuffin, chief.I'm having a four day hangover, which is nice.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:43,
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I'm having a pint to take the edge off mine. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:45,
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On the other hand, I don't have to sit on a train with one.Which is some minor comfort.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:45,
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The idiocy of whoever posted that for real before is unbelievable. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:40,
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^ what a stupid comment ^if they tasted the same, they would be the same thing. why can't you like the taste of one and not the other? i like the taste of blackcurrant ribena, but i'm not wild on strawberry ribena, it's v similar but just too sweet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:42,
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Not at all. Blackcurrants and strawberries are different fruit. Chablis and Chardonnay are both made with the same variety of grape. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:44,
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The point, I believe, is that the original speakeris one of those that believes Chardonnay is common. The lols come from the fact that not only does Chablis have Chardonnay grapes in, it has a higher percentage than Chardonnay wine.
It's snobdenfraude
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:47,
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my sister in law likes white turkey meat but not dark turkey meat(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:47,
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That's stupid. The dark meat has more flavour. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:53,
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Lots of people are like thatSee also chicken breqsts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:56,
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this is the pointto say, "oh chablis is divine but chardonnay is common," is stupid. to say, "i like chablis but i don't like chardonnay because it's a different taste" is fine because a matter of personal taste.
only a twat would judge someone on their personal tastes.
although judging people IS fun.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:59,
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As Rory hasn't been around recently to do so, I'd just like to remind everyone that You have had Chomp's cheesy penis in your mouth.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:25,
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I don't really drink, but I gather it's a bit like saying. I like robbinsons fruit and barley orange with 10% ratio, but not 15%.
Which when you think about it is more picky than thick, and these anti-snobs are being even bigger snobs over it.
#TeamSwipe
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:52,
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Wut no validation ????(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:49,
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turned down needo because i am a sulky girl who is sulking about easter chocolate weight and drinks at coq d'argenti will be sitting on my sofa sulking and not eating chocolate or eating silver cocks.
alt: writing weekend alternated with breaks for pink champagne and sushi, then sunday roast with my friend, her husband and the froggy one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:41,
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How many episodes have you written? Or are you just doing a pilot?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:43,
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we're on project two now - doing a 3 pager, a beatsheet and a pilot for eachproject one we sent out some spec emails to my friend's contacts (her old boss is head of programme commissioning for sky, so we've got some scarily important people on our email list) and 3 have come back so far to say "premise looks great, please do send the script".
my guess: we'll be told the premise is good, the dialogue is good, but it needs more plot, please re-write it and come back if you like. it's unbelievably hard to fit good, fast moving plot into 24 minutes :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:46,
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Been at a funeralThese Catholic ones are just stone weird. Bells, incense and some bloke in a dress chucking water about. Don't get it.
This weekend I will mostly be playing guitar, drinking and cooking big lumps of dead animals. I have some Alligator steaks for Saturday night.
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See also Protestants, Jews, Muslims, Mormons and every other religionist. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:49,
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I want everyone* at my funeral to be dressed as clowns*there won't be many**
**Any
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Like your style!Run up a ludicrous tab - fuck it, have several for me. What can they do, fire you?
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But no one is talking to you so you're on here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:57,
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Another doomed relationshipThe curse of off topic strikes again :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:53,
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Oh sure, SURELet me know if you need a place to crash, yeah?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:04,
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Who's Mrs Ape out with tonight?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:07,
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Oh right yeahA friend.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:10,
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I'm sure she wasn't so angry that she'd go and do anything rash(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:16,
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She's just text me to say she's 5 minutes away. What sort of wine does she like?I guess she's not back on the pill yet. Don't worry, I'll be careful.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:27,
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Yeah, your track record for accidentally knocking birds up is almost impeccable(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:32,
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You know what? Micro was planned. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:38,
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Yeah, that doesn't really matter on the internet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:39,
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I have Al to 'thank' for that one. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:41,
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Could be worse, some people repeatedly call Barters a nonce every time he posts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:45,
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Stupidly luxurious sushi order that includes lobster for payday. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:58,
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I don't think I could have a #paydaycan because if I drunk it, I'd want it to go to Monts. Even if he had 1000 cans, I would still want him to have my can.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:15,
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I think he's got it covered tonight(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:18,
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No can on earth should be unavailable to that silver fox tonight. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:20,
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People need conveyancing (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:17,
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Like in YoSushi?Conveyancing belt
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:18,
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Sort of, yeahBut no.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:20,
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I don't get legal shit, people should just not be cunts and we wouldn't need it. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:21,
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But if there wasn't all this lawyering to do, then these awful people would be free to roam the streets of a Friday nightBetter to keep them locked in an office playing silly games with each other.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:31,
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Never thought of it like that, but we're not wrong. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:46,
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this guy doesn't want my client to extend his property because it will make his look like the poor relationso he is being a cunt about it. idiot.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:48,
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the guy on the other side is the biggest cock i've come across (and not in a good way) in my 10 years of this jobhe has waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands to google things and get them wrong. stupid wikilawyer.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:20,
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There's an advertising agency in the town centre that I walk past every Tuesday night at half ten, and they're all still at their desks.THINK OF THEM.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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Actually, don't. They're marketing cunts, fuck 'em.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:27,
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Advertising is very important and serious business(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:27,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vk2ClhehvI
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:30,
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dunno why i said p, you clearly begin with dthink i'm finally losing it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:40,
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The artist formerly known as plumdozer innit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:41,
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don't you try and rationalise away my mental breakdownwww.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Pcidyhx5k&list=RDJ4Pcidyhx5k
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:42,
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Not clicking that, virus, etc.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:44,
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The artist still known to be a prick. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:42,
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Right my weekend can now beginI have my first beer and may even watch a movie \o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:42,
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Ha I do, so in youn face yurtprick(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:45,
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Don't start on me, ain't having one person cross at you enough for one day?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:51,
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YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMOAR*Slams the door on the way out*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:54,
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Drinking a bottle of $300,000 red with Bill on his planeBut I don't like to brag
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Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:47,
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Worst euphimism evah(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:51,
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