I'm wearing my pink trousers today cos it's sunny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:37, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I bet you look like a right queer prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)

i do not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)

I am willing to bet £5 that you do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)

i'lltry and post a pcture....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:41, Reply)

It will be amusing to see you try.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:41, Reply)

#insert leopard running into wall pic here#

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:45, Reply)

yeah...I can't do it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:45, Reply)

somehow i suspect you didn't really try

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Can't believe you think you can comment on my blue sunglasses, given this.
I bet you have some lemon yellow ones, too.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)

i do not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Sure.
Pink, yellow, turqoise and lilac: the trouser section in Nakers' wardrobe
( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I can wear a rainbow too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Yeah, I've heard abotu you Northerns.
Your "rainbow" is the varying shades of blue and red in your skin as you stroll about the frigid, rain-lashed wastes of Northumberland with no shirt on.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Pure bliss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)

do you mean shorts
with your little pink naked legs sticking out at the bottom?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I have great legs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Thing is, tall slim guys like us can get away with wearing all sorts of clothes that would look dreadful on other people

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:46, Reply)

you look like a streak of piss
hairy piss
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:48, Reply)

You're only jealous of my long, slender legs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:51, Reply)

hairy legs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)

ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:45, Reply)