BAKED BEAN CHAT
Where's Monty? I want to say 'Hullo Monty' and then have him reply in kind.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:53, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:54, Reply)

Morning!
So you're a doctor right? I can trust you with something extremely personal right?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Of course:))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Ok, here goes
I'm seriously considering becoming a serial killer, focusing primarily on people who park illegally/irresponsibly, then moving on to people who are just generally rude and/or inconsiderate. How should I proceed?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:59, Reply)

"Shut up, crime"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Gently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:07, Reply)

D'you know, I used to be stric'ly Heinz, but some of these other beans are ok
HP anyone?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Not saucy enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:09, Reply)

I just think Heinz's days at the top of the pile are long gone
Even some of those weird brands that only exist in corner shops, like BestIn, are standing up against them and at a fraction of the price.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Really their dominance was based not on product quality but the brand image that they projected
Well the baked bean cataracts have truely my been peeled from eyeballs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Now you've put this out there, the next time you visit Tesco the shelves will be filled with other baked bean brands

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

That's democracy my friend
God bless america
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)