Good morning offtopic
I'd like to know how you celebrated the gift of a free day off yesterday?

We took the calves to a soft play place and were the only ones there for a good hour or so. Quick lunch in the pub then off to a community farm event for a few hours, then back home for (in my case) bricklaying

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Best/Worst bank holiday stories
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:42, 31 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well, We Will Rock You was monumentally shit
Ben Elton truly is King of the Cunts. And Curly from Coronation Street was in it. And that was the fucking highlight. Spanked a couple on monkeys on substandard merlot in the intermission to make it through but the overwhelming third act arm-swaying dun me up like a facken kipper! Diabolcal liberties etc, etc.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Paying money to watch a musical would actually hurt me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

I like musicals
I get totes emoshe and all that, but these cunts weren't even trying. They just took some undercooked Rocky Horror style cheese and wedged some Queen songs in the cracks. My excitement peaked when they did 'Who Wants to Live Forever' and I was looking forward to giving Highlander a rewatch for the gajillionth time.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I had the "pleasure" of watching Rocky Horror years ago
I could not get out of there fast enough
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Definitely this.
I fucking hate musicals. Was made to watch West Side Story when I was at school and hated every single one since then.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I literally cringe when someone bursts into song in a film

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

The only vague exception I would make to this is The Blues Brothers, with Belushi & Ackroyd

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 May 2014, 11:17, Reply)

If you just keep it to the musical numbers Blues Brothers 2000 is actually pretty good
I'm yet to find someone that agrees with me on this but I'm ever hopeful.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I'll agree with this one
just
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:19, Reply)

My Bank Holiday by David Aged 33.1/2
I had an omelette.
Then Lemmy and I watched cricket.
Then I had some soup, and Lemmy had some seeds.
Then Lemmy and I watched snooker.
I think Swipe was there too.

The end.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Awwww
Lovely
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Lemmy is the best one here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

He's Ace

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I also got yet another pair of Timberland boots, Lemmy didn't need any, he has claws.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Yesterday I did a tip run, BBQ'd some meat and half-watched the snooker whilst watching Breaking Bad on the laptop
Some beers were involved there somewhere and there's a vague possibility I dun some sex on the missus as per contractual obligations and the lesser-spotted 'morning glory' rule.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:55, Reply)

I contracted from your missus last week
It still burns when I piss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

She does eat way too much chilli

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

...and doesn't wipe properly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah, getting rid of the shag pile was a big mistake

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Her piles were still present

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Well that's the only way you were getting any friction.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Finally started wallpapering my living room / sitting room / lounge / whatever you southern nancies want to call it
and helping my son with his Higher Maths revision. Exam today. We're both bricking it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Brick wallpaper?
Edgy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Oh-HO!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 May 2014, 11:18, Reply)

As mentioned in a previous thread
I did some DIY on Saturday & visited the Doris's mum. Fitted a blind in the Doris's kitchen* on Sunday and went to Broadway yesterday - where I bought an awesome hat - and Bourton on the water - where I drank some Estrella.

*I really must write to the makers as their instructions are WRONG!!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

slept till noon
went for a jog
showered
went for a hot dog at the blind beggar
went out on a date to a fancy restaurant and then cocktails at a secret-but-everybody-knows bar.

Good day. Except for waking at 6am this morning still tired but unable to go back to sleep :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:28, Reply)

How did your date go?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:30, Reply)

fackin awesome ta

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:59, Reply)

I had a pint and a game of pool at The Blind Beggar

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:32, Reply)

I had about 4 pints in there waiting for McBeef

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:35, Reply)

I got gipped for a pint in there,
ordered a burger and a pint and realised only later I'd paid £6 for the pint. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:00, Reply)