oh god that "you're so money supermarket"
no i'm not. i'd rather spunk the extra £100 than be "money supermarket", you annoying cunt.

the secret escapes woman needs to be shot in the cunt and then nailed to a cross at dawn. "even the best hotels don't want empty rooms. go! GO!"

but worst of them all is that ginger bitch on the wowcha advert, spearing her sushi. so smug. so awful. so needs to die horribly in a slow painful incident involving her nipples and dozer's facial piercings and a lot of blood poisoning. and if it takes him with it as collateral damage, well, so much the better.

if lemmy learns to say "wowcha" from the television being on for him all day, i'll feed him to a passing gru.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:20, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I follow the secret escapes woman on twitter cos she makes my pee pee stick heil hitler

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Fucking brilliant!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:30, Reply)