it's very baby and fluffeh
it's yellow and grey
it's called lemmy
it started to get much more friendly and noisy this morning
it's possibly the only pet that is gayer than your dogs, which is why frog chose it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:42, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

His favourite song is 'Break 'em off some' by Cypress Hill

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

he was dancing to blurred lines this morning
i was singing "you know you want it, but you're a good bird" at him. he liked it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Have you played him the theme from Diff'rent Strokes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Well, that's not weird.
Although I regularly talk to and fight with my tiny Gay dogs, so I won't judge.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Please don't sing to him, you'll make him sad.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

nah, he loves it when you sing to him (well maybe not you, as you sound like a tomcat being garrotted by knicker elastic)
he sings along and bobs a bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I dont sing I perform urban poetry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Maybe you should stop trying to get your gunt on his face when he's trying to sing
then he wouldn't be garroted by the knicker elastic.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Are you sure this isn't a cry for help like Frank?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

No, I'm not sure.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Well, I'm here for you big guy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Thanks, friend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I wonder what happened to Frank.
He's probably dead now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I think he returned and departed again a few weeks ago

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:50, Reply)