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Gorden's a chive!
right oh?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:53, 123 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
good this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I popped back from the pub for a shave and to change my shirt.
Going back to the pub shortly. Ready for the evening session.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)
bit weird, you on the razz?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:27, Reply)
No. I hadn't shaved for two days and I wasn't wearing a fresh shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:31, Reply)
I am going to the pub and I'm reasonably sure Im getting a kebab after, deal with it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:18, Reply)
i had a kebab for lunch yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:20, Reply)
I saw a dead body today.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 May 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Unexpected or a visit to a 'chapel of rest'?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:25, Reply)
visit to the public loos more like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:25, Reply)
Windy-pub-lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Was up looking after Ladypigs mum,
Her husband has been ill a while, passed this morning around 6am.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 May 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Yeah, real hard day all round.
He was a top bloke and went from strapping fun and active to barely able to move and then passed in 6 months. Proper shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 May 2014, 21:23, Reply)
why is the dialogue so bloody quiet in films?
and the action so loud?

its stoopid
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:25, Reply)
Which film?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:27, Reply)
most of them
specifically man of steel
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:28, Reply)
run all your audio through a behringer compressor
#musictechhnd
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:32, Reply)
do you think i havevany idea what this means

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)
spend a bit more and get one with noise gates and you can filter out all the sounds except the explosions
Thats what I do
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)
i download movies for free, so this seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:38, Reply)
also run a delay too so you see the flash before hearing the bang and you can pretend cold war 2 has begun

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:40, Reply)
You have hearing AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Go back to the pub please and leave any form of Internet communication at home. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:39, Reply)
I think he's calling you an Al

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:44, Reply)
i'm busy watching the eurovision song fix

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:30, Reply)
black and bent, you get worse everyday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:31, Reply)
fuck you cable prick

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)
Typical nigger.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:34, Reply)
The romanian lass has some norks on her

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Gyppo norks.
So she probably stole them. Along with some scrap metal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:38, Reply)
I bet she mugs the rollerskating
Montenegro girl on at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:43, Reply)
yer, alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:34, Reply)
yer, not bad you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:36, Reply)
yep just feeding the baby
she just a poo that would make gonz blush
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:37, Reply)
How nice that you also chose to post 'Gonz style' with the news.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:39, Reply)
she's pleased as punch with herself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:42, Reply)
bless, mine turned 16 yesterday
I didn't bother trying to check his poo, hth?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:40, Reply)
old^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)
At least I had a goodnights sleep last night

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:51, Reply)
you get enough sleep when you're dead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:57, Reply)
haha
Polish rapping bitches
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:46, Reply)
bit racist
for a nigger
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:47, Reply)
WTF Austria?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:54, Reply)
shut up jason

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:56, Reply)
The EVSC
Is one of the best traincrash TV events of the year
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:59, Reply)
shut up jason

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Sat here as a family
Pissing ourselves with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:03, Reply)
shut up Jason's family

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Group of coons. It gets worse

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:05, Reply)
i bet they're fat as well
sweating and sticking to their white pleather settee
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:08, Reply)
And munching on chicken cottage £1 menu items.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:11, Reply)
the alien ship just launched 2 bogies
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Drinky hand gesture.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:11, Reply)
I like how he has the affront to call me Jaysum
Whilst he's watching a film all about a man clad in skin tight spandex
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Fuck off golly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Are you going into classic battered mode of just repeating the same things over and over again
you could try, you know actually bringing some humour spattered with an occasional racist remark, just saying
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Battered is dead. Long love Skull Cracker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:19, Reply)
You really do come across as lovelyping

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:21, Reply)
serious though, he is fucking ripped

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:18, Reply)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Italy is on at the moment I half expected them to change sides during the act

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Is it worth switching on?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 May 2014, 21:23, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:24, Reply)
we always watch it for a laugh, not much point if your sat alone
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2279680
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:26, Reply)
A10 tank busters!
my favourite planes!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:24, Reply)
both of them then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:28, Reply)
that spaceship literally had a bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:30, Reply)
The spanish bitch I'm watching at the moment probably has a better hole

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:31, Reply)
iberian ex, nice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Drinky hand gesture.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:37, Reply)
people that freeze and and stare at things that will fall on them/squash them/kill them deserve to die

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:42, Reply)
INDEPENDENCE DAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:46, Reply)
I find it very hard to watch any movie with Will "wingnut" Smith in it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)
he is now older than uncle phil was at the beginning of fresh prince

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:52, Reply)
I'm suprised you even watched that...you know
after the unfortunate incident with your mum and the cast of Desmond's when you was only 6
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:55, Reply)
I'm still waiting for the yurtsmiths to play

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Yea, go SONG GB

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:57, Reply)
NO ONE CARES

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:59, Reply)
I may even place a vote for Poland

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:08, Reply)
i watching the quick run through
it's all shit as ever i hop the building burns down and they all die horrible deaths
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:10, Reply)
That would be good and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:11, Reply)
id vote for the bearded lady

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:12, Reply)
didnt know YM had entered

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:15, Reply)
about time she did after all we've all entered his mum

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:16, Reply)
You're not really building a good case for your heterosexuality tonight, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:15, Reply)
it's still better than your case for monogamy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:19, Reply)
That's not even in my top ten of hardwoods

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:21, Reply)
i heard your ex likes a bit of hard wood



from you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:22, Reply)
That sounds deciduous

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:26, Reply)
woo \o/

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:03, Reply)
^TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:03, Reply)
So who won?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:58, Reply)
Liverpool?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:00, Reply)
nah they were squeezed out at the last minute
just like their fans at hillsborough
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:01, Reply)
Alright Nakers.
I might head central over the next couple of months, fancy a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:04, Reply)
How central?
Winch way?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:07, Reply)
London. Some point.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:15, Reply)
off to bed, gaz me later

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:15, Reply)
That sound like a euphimism Dozer would use about grace

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:04, Reply)
Ello der mon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:04, Reply)
worst of all the Dutch players

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:06, Reply)
Shut it, Sambo.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:06, Reply)
Yeah, like I can even do a Brazillian dance

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:08, Reply)
Oh god, how do you tell if it went well? She's super cute.
Was talking and eating for a couple of hours but she went on to a party and ordered water because she was driving.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:07, Reply)
Gorden is a man, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:09, Reply)
no one knows gonz, bitches be crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:10, Reply)
Did you get cloth tits or inside tops?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:16, Reply)
I read this as
cloth shits or inside slops
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:20, Reply)
Peck on the cheek and a "It's been lovely" =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:20, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:21, Reply)
Got anything else lined up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:22, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:30, Reply)
Not yet, said I'd be really up for hooking up again and she said a non committal deffo

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:40, Reply)
You and Lighty dated the same girl?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:43, Reply)
I am getting a kebab

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:31, Reply)
^Bored of his pet budgie already

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:33, Reply)
im in folkey innit, the budgie lives with its mum but I have access

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:35, Reply)

in folkey innit, the budgie lives with its mum but I have access
still drinking myself into a stupor trying to forget that night of the ginger gunt
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:38, Reply)
cyber bully

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:40, Reply)
^ racist

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:42, Reply)
best robert mitchum film

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 1:00, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 0:12, Reply)

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