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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Go to work, wife phones to ask where her keys are, turns out I have hers and my own keysShe refuses to take the sprog to school which is less than a 5 minute drive away without locking the house. I suggest she set the alarm and leave the front door unlocked as the chances of being burgled by a chancer going round a sleepy part of Cornwall trying door handles at 9am are pretty low. She refuses so I have to make the two hour round trip from work.
My fault I know but fuck me my teeth took a grinding.
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:18,
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once you've ground them all the way down you can have another go at blowing yourself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:18,
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You should punch her in the face for being so fucking stupid.Also, why the fuck don't you both have a set of house keys? Does your wife not trust you?
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Gotcha, they should still have a spare set in the house. Not having a spare set of keys is the mark of a twat.
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We do,Currently they are in the possession of her mother. Her mother is in Majorca. You know, where the water don't taste like it oughta.
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Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:28,
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I am SOOOOOO glad you asked!Its this new THING I invented! That Swipe totally doesn't want to become a thing but its too late! The SSc is the Swipe Scale and is a measure from 1 to 10 of how much of a fucking idiot the subject is.
In hindsight I would like to retract the 9 and lower it to a 6. Not reading something properly is nowhere near as bad as giving someone a fork to eat yogurt.
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