How difficult it is to find decent removal men.
I want some nice, professional working class types. Preferably with those brown coats on. Instead it's all Essex wideboys calling me "mate" and the mrs "love". Ghastly, over-familiar guttersnipes.
( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:13, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You don't have a man-servant to handle that sort of business and deal with the lower classes?
How shit!
( Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Unfortunately the family fortune went to Australia with some distant great-aunt.
Dashed inconvenient, what?
( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

your family fortune was a petty crook?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Les Dennis hasn't been Yewtreed yet, though?

( Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)

yet...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:21, Reply)

We don't really know

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Our survey said...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

No, she ran off with an actor.
Scandalous, it was.
( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

You need to move away from Essex for that to happen

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)