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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
mayeb he was playing it for you ; )
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:16,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Not unless it was a particularly cruel joke.
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Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:17,
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BATTERED IS BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE ALRIGHT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:18,
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I'll only believe that when I hear it from a colonoscopist.
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Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:20,
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You've been inside him to check, clearly.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:21,
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In that case it should have been the b-side.
'You're a short angry prick'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:19,
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the original lyrics (tune remains the same)
battered fucking stinks
he fucking stinks, it's true
i've smelt his breath
and it smells like death
now i don't know what to do
'cause he really smells like poo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 14:48,
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