maybe he could go to a soft play centre to perv over other people's wives instead

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

clickty click micro chips

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)

i see why you whisked yours out of the way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Haha. You got me. Bitch!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)

it's ok
i've bought you some pocket sized binoculars for your bbq!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:14, Reply)

I want to invite Kroney but I don't want you two spoiling things by having an argument.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:16, Reply)

he'll turn up so late we'll probably have gone by then anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I take it by the way you've worded that you assume Frog is invited as well?
he is BTW.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

no, i meant everybody else
you'll like frog. monty and stunned have adopted him.

which is great when he rolls in at 2am totally out of his box.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

me and frog are stripey sock sigsisters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)

luv-oo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)

It's not official until you have touched the tips of your cocks together

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)

are they still bich fighting?
Why not simply give thema platform to fight it out, maybe take bets
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I don't want blood stains on my patio.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)

poor kroney
It's weird when people fall out and are too stubborn to make up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)

i aint taking sides...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Neither am I ACTUALLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Particularly as I like them both IRL. Don't tell either of them that though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)

gay

( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:29, Reply)

( Muns, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)

It's on the 8th, right?
I'll be moving house that weekend; thanks for the thought, though!
( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)

I thought you were moving the weekend before?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I'm moving out of my current place next Friday
Then I'm on holiday for a week and moving into the Chiswick gaff that weekend.

Couldn't have timed it more aggravatingly if I'd tried.
( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:25, Reply)

You're moving to Chiswick?
That's my old neck of the woods
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)

Yeah. Well, Southfields, technically.
It's W4, though.
( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)

oh...I see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)

It's ok, I'm on the correct side of the level crossing.

( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:32, Reply)

phew!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)

Surely you'll be done by Sunday afternoon?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Dunno, mate
Depends on how draconian the mrs decides to be over unpacking. I coudln't give a fuck if stuff stays in boxes for a couple of days, but you've got to help out!
( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:33, Reply)

We shall discuss this nearer the time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)

If I'm going to be under one of your thumbs
I'm going to choose the thumb attached to the boobs. Soz, mate.
( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)

You haven't seen mine recently darling.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Should have been more specific.

( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)

I've not seen his missus, but I would hope hers are better than yours

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)