Just imagine how bad you'd feel if you'd also been given a bonus and discovered that you had to pay tax on it
:(
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:29, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I just drove past a ropey old pound shop
There was a large axe for sale in the window
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

i could only afford 40p of it
but hey, a total scummer of about 15 shoved me out of the way so she could load all 3 of her ear-pierced crotchfruit onto the tube this morning, i'm sure she enjoys spending the other 60 whilst doing nothing all day...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

She probably lives in a full flat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

as she waddled over my foot with her legs that won't stay closed, i did wonder who the fuck had chucked one up her once, never mind three times

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Could even have been three different men

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:52, Reply)