i was a trainee solicitor
as i was in my corporate seat, and had 18 people giving me work, i was working 18 hour days, on one notorious occasion when i was practically gabbling japanese by the end of it, a 48 hour day, and had no idea that the boss i was starting to fancy would turn out to be a violent cokehead who shat the bed...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:43, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh wow, so to get up the corporate ladder, you worked really hard
and fucked your boss. GO FEMINISM!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)

pffffffft
he was a lowly associate. and he never did make partner. and i started seeing him after i moved to a different department. and there is no "corporate ladder" for trainees. you qualify or you don't.

but apart from that, yeah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Battered was your boss?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Shattered

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Were you in the bed too?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)

sadly yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)

but believe me
not for fucking long
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Once you'd rolled around in it for 5 mins and massaged it into your tits you got bored, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)

*bokes *

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

OfficeSplutter

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't you that shat the bed in your sleep,
And in a sweet way moved you, washed you, rolled on it and took the blame to save you the embarrassment?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)

I think she saw him do it from memory

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I bet you love remembering swipe near poo don't you?
Fucken pervert.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)

If he had to be reminded how to shit then his memory mustn't have been all that good

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/itsover/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)

I do so love that story

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)