getting divorced murdering my wife
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:09, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Slower than nakers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Are we meeting for drinks when you're finished then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)

^needy

( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Don't we all need a bit of Nakers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

I'm part of your 5 a day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I'm at the station already

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

It's ok, Nakers!
Turns out it wasn't a job I applied for, they were coming to me. Totes a relief, though the "er, so which job was this one? I applied to a few" "um...you didn't, we approached you" conversation was a bit awkward.
( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)

What were they offering IT drone work or something else?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Mostly IT drone
but it's with some meeja company, so there'll be all cool software to learn. Plus it's more hands on, so I'll be doing more crimping and terminating, which is much more up my street than holding the hand of some mental cripple whilst they try to grasp how to copy/paste
( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Met a contractor last night who used to contract here
he's now working for a company in Oxford Street that are something to do with Music royalties.

He's changing a field on hundreds of forms from 9 characters long to 11 characters long. He begged us to kill him.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:50, Reply)

christ

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:51, Reply)

It's a Grade-II listed building, y'know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)

You are actually joking?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Cov rail station?
It looks like a carpark.
( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)

That the god of concrete took a dump on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Nononono
It's an architectural high point of the brutalist movement
( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)

We embraced brutalism in a big way after the Germans taught us that Medieval architecture was easily knocked down.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:28, Reply)

And we all wish they'd come back

( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:29, Reply)

They left it in comparatively good condition.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)