Morning Capn
I've had scrambled eggs and coffee and am ready to face the world. Patio completion is imminent, followed by BBQ I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 17 May 2014, 8:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Also, cheese on toast is acceptable

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 17 May 2014, 8:35, Reply)

Thanks for the affirmation re cheese on toast
i will have a substantial breakfast as catering at trade shows is:-
A) Eye wateringly expensive
B) Horrendously crap quality and
C) HOW FUCKING MUCH? £14.50 FOR ONE COFFEE AND TWO SANDWICHES?? WHERE'S YOUR MASK AND PISTOL YOU THIEVING BASTARD!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 May 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Yes, but it needs a splash of Lea and Perins.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 May 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Nah, Worcestershire sauce has got anchovies in it
Either Marmite on the toast before the cheese goes on, or Encona pepper sauce smothered over the top.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 May 2014, 8:59, Reply)

Shove it up your arse you food wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:02, Reply)

I DON'T WANT FUCKING ANCHOVIES ALRIGHT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:09, Reply)

It it because Jimmy 'The Beast' Savile put them up your bum?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)

It's because he didn't respond to my letter asking him to fix it for me to have anchovies put up my bum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)

That's the same reason I don't like raw cheese. No one understands.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I'm here for you, man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Cheers Tangledup 'The Beast' inblue

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Hopefully one day I'll put some cheese up your bum and you can reciprocate with some anchovies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

I like to think that our paths have crossed for a higher purpose such as this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

raw cheese?
You mean milk?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 17 May 2014, 11:21, Reply)

No. I mean raw cheese.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 17 May 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Have a bacon sandwich.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Nah, Quorn bacon repeats on me for the rest of the day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Sounds 'fucking shit'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 17 May 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Scrambled eggs is a good idea

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 17 May 2014, 8:52, Reply)