Indicate the path to my abode
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I partook in liquid refreshment 60 minutes ago,
And it's gone right to my foeniculum vulgare
Whereever I may perambulate
Through land or sea or agitated water
You will always hear me humming this melodium
"Indicate the path to my abode"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:56, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That's a shit song and you're shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Shut up Vag

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)

fuk of

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)

shut up vagson

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)

LOL OLOL BEER!!!
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Car Spaz, Car Spaz, whatcha gonna do? watcha gonna do with a spaz like you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah well I don't need a fucking car to validate my self-worth.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:07, Reply)

I have two. My self worth is so much more than yours, one car wouldn't cut it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I'm inferring from this that you probably have a massive cock as well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)

have are
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)

My cars are understated and practical, becuase I don't need to boast about the size of my genitals.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:11, Reply)

This is why I have a Volvo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)

When I was a kid, the local paedos always seemed to drive a Volvo.
Just sayin'
( Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)

It's no coincidence.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:31, Reply)

I think I might get a second car
just to make sure this carless nancy doesn't lower the average masculinity rate.
( Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Neither do I, I just keep it because I'm not a tight fisted breadline nancyboy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Protesting too much here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Keep saving the pennies mate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:15, Reply)