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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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YOLO
Positive thread, come guys you can do it!

alt:best BBQ recipe
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:54, 204 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Lemmy the budgie eats from our hands now!
Alt: sausages
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)
he's be on your cock in NO TIME

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:57, Reply)
He'll never get a bird on his cock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:58, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:00, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)
is actually a man^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)
more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever have

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)
I'm really not sure who comes out worst from this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)
It's you. hth

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)
let's call it a draw and go back to mocking everyone else

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Alt: lime and chilli chicken!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:57, Reply)
I'm a positive chap anyways
I'm really pleased with my veg patch and am planning on building a bit more of it tonight. I've also just opened my mail and found a cheque for £164 \o/

I'm loving Quirky Bird shiraz at the moment. Laverley staff!

Alt:
I did a pot of mussels on one ages ago. Mussels + tin of chopped tomato + can of lager + chopped chilli + coriander. Absolutely amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Mussels are shit, hth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Helps me innit
More for cow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:58, Reply)
^staying positive^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)
It's no £300 car allowance though, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I did some salmon steaks on the BBQ on Saturday
Bit of lime juice and that was it. Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:59, Reply)
salmon steaks are shit, hth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)
How about FUCK OFF then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Salmon, unless smoked, is much overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:02, Reply)
it's good for you though
worth making it a bit exciting and eating it for that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I prefer other oily fish, such as mackeral.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)
All oily fish is shit, hth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Lime and chilli salmon!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)
i like salmon flaked into a couscous salad
with flecks of fresh chilli.

the lime does not bring anything to the party.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Apart from a zingy, zesty freshness?
no nothing at all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
which is lovely
in a pudding or a drink
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)
I want to like couscous
but its shit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
try giant couscous
it's got more texture
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Or if you can't get giant cous cous
Try shrinking yourself down by about ten percent to make normal cous cous seem bigger
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)
I think I just need to put in more "stuff"
as it tastes of fuck all otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:17, Reply)
it's a good alternative if you're bored of rice or pasta
or if you're cooking tagine or other forms of stew.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)
It's good with lamb tagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)
FFS Sporters, stop telling us about the things you have made, cooked and enjoyed!
What do you think this is, some kind of 'YOLO Positive thread' or something????
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)
errrrrr
yes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Over tired^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)
I'm satirizing you saying everything is shit. I'm like Dozer, but fun, likable and awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
so, nothing like dozer, then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Well, I have big feet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Alt:
Slow cooked shoulder of lamb with garlic & rosemary.
Merguez sausages with a rice salad.
Guinea fowl with a sherry & balsamic glaze.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Don't you dare upset my carefully-cultivated atmosphere of crushing misery and depression :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:02, Reply)
it's only 5 hours until hometime?
alt: get some skewers
roughly chop: red onion, mushroom, pepper and courgette
chunk up some chilli-flecked haloumi
thread all of them onto the skewers
watch the meat eaters gnash their teeth in jealousy as they gnaw on their charred black but strangely still raw in the middle pieces of animal carcass
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)
And to think in that last thread you were right about something food based

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)
a lovely veggie and haloumi kebab
what's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Mushrooms and haloumi hate skewers
They keep falling off/apart
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)
you're not eating them quickly enough

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)
When the haloumi sticks to the griddle it sometimes splits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)
bend down and gently remove it with your teeth and tongue

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
What about the haloumi?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
floppy haloumi lols

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)
No, it's only two

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I'll be at 8 festivals and 2 concerts during the summer.
Although it is from a work perspective, it should still be damn good!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)
good festivals or shit local ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:10, Reply)
6 good
1 is pretty meh
1 is new, so I'm reserving judgment.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)
YOLO!
You only love otters.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:10, Reply)
it's true, i can't love another human until i learn to love myself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Have plastic surgery to make you look more otter-like.
Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)
benedict cumberbatch otter website goes here

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:17, Reply)
why must he ruin everything i like??
oh well. still would!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I know that's Benedict Cumberbatch on the left....
But who's the other bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Someone with Down's I think

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:21, Reply)
BIt harsh.
Although he looks like an utter cunt, I don't think assuming he has downs is fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)
You are right of course, it's unfair of me to suggest that people who suffer from downs might also be absolute cunts like he is.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Who doesn't!?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Alt. take one nakers
Bludgeon with frozen turkey.
Cover in petrol
Ignite
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)

www.food.com/recipe/sticky-ginger-lime-and-chili-chicken-412514
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I'm saying nothing about you managing to add ginger of all things to the now famous lime chilli chicken.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)
i was going to ask if you wanted me to cook it for you
NOT ANY MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Can you make this for me and bring it to the burrito place?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)
it would probably be improved with a burrito and sour cream and cheese
to take away the taste of the honey and lime
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)
When CQ did a positive thread he died a few days later.
*crosses fingers, hopes for a POSITIVE outcome to this thread*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)
+HIV

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)
I'm really looking forward to moving!
Alt: Meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)
+ again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Alt: Veggie burgers
Try to be positive about that
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Three vegetarians in every one
there's a positive
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
You, me and swipe?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
and frog!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)
PISS OFF

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)
There's hardly any meat on me, not worth eating really

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Soylent green noms

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:28, Reply)
No animals died needlessly to make them
Therefore, we're allowed to enjoy them nature intended. As steaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)
I'm going on holiday on Saturday
I think that's pretty positive for all concerned
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)
But where to?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)
La belle France.
The home of the vegetarian
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Will you be gone long? I'll miss you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Me too.
WIthout him there is only you that I like on here. And I'm not even that keen on you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Likewise, you're tolerable, everyone else is just awful apart from Tangles and 'Bill Clay'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)
I'd like him more if it was indeed his real name.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 May 2014, 14:55, Reply)
You don't count, I like you IRL even though we've not met.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Une semaine.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)
I think I can manage that long.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I could post from my phone, if the wife and kids get too boring

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Please, and text me everyday.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:32, Reply)
ok hun sta strong
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Maybe you could just IM me on facebook once a day, so I know you're okay?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I'll tag you in any pictures I post

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:38, Reply)
manifique

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Oui, bien sûr.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I'm too dark and emo to be happy.
You don't understand the comfort of my pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)
I want to go home.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 May 2014, 14:52, Reply)
So hoist up the John B's sail

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Sloop

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 May 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Indicate the path to my abode
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I partook in liquid refreshment 60 minutes ago,
And it's gone right to my foeniculum vulgare
Whereever I may perambulate
Through land or sea or agitated water
You will always hear me humming this melodium
"Indicate the path to my abode"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:56, Reply)
That's a shit song and you're shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Shut up Vag

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
fuk of

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
shut up vagson

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
LOL OLOL BEER!!!
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Car Spaz, Car Spaz, whatcha gonna do? watcha gonna do with a spaz like you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Yeah well I don't need a fucking car to validate my self-worth.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I have two. My self worth is so much more than yours, one car wouldn't cut it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I'm inferring from this that you probably have a massive cock as well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)

have are
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)
My cars are understated and practical, becuase I don't need to boast about the size of my genitals.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:11, Reply)
This is why I have a Volvo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)
When I was a kid, the local paedos always seemed to drive a Volvo.
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)
It's no coincidence.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I think I might get a second car
just to make sure this carless nancy doesn't lower the average masculinity rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Neither do I, I just keep it because I'm not a tight fisted breadline nancyboy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Protesting too much here.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Keep saving the pennies mate.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:15, Reply)
It really grinds my gears that the default dictionary for my spell-checker in MS Word is American.
I can't change it, because we don't have English English installed - I'd have to raise a specific IT request or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Just spell your words correctly in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:03, Reply)
yeah, right

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)
It'll be too expensive. Foolishly so.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)
^poor

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:07, Reply)
^ trustafarian

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)
^horse-riding woofter

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)
^ hunt saboteur

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Yay, some people want to buy my house.
This is a positive thing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:27, Reply)
\o/
I've just changed estate agents as my old ones were "fucking shite"

Didn't bother getting feedback, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Ours aren't really covering themselves in glory, but we have offers, so it doesn't really matter I guess.
Once we accept an offer they don't really do anything anyway, it's down to the solicitors.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:29, Reply)
New ones seem MUCH better
My fingers are crossed as my tenant has left and paid me all his rent in advance (thanks to swipe!)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:32, Reply)
all estate agents are useless overcharging cunt lords

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Did yours sell you an ethernet cable?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Thirtymetrenet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)
i let our flat privately last time, saved about £3k over an 18 month contract
it let in a couple of days, no mess no fuss
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)
You're talking about management agents here aren't you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
i was moving the conversation on to how much I hate letting agents as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Oh well done, good thinking, the last thing we want is for everyone to stop posting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)
i have triple layer red velvet cake

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)
I had Dairy Milk marvellous creations jelly popping candy and a cup of coffee
It were reet good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
why would jelly sweets be good in chocolate, it's stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
I dunno but it just works

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)
sweeties, good. chocolate, good.
but they are different snaking occasions and shouldn't be mixed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
now i feel sick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Fatty.
I dug out two concrete posts and a tree yesterday. I celebrated with a double decker.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I have a post to concrete in later on
I need some sand though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Just get one of those steel holders.
Much less hassle. Plus your timber should last longer.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Its just for a washing line

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Why does it need concreteing then?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
have you seen the size of his clothes?
when wet they must weigh a fuckin ton
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Jackamo!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Its a LONG line

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:19, Reply)
IT lols for you.
A manager saved one of the phone numbers we use for text from emails to her phone under one of her staff's names. That staff member leaves and she kicks up a stink saying that our text facility's sending out under her ex staff member's name.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
haha!
My new favourite thing is gmail not showing you emails where you reply to all. That and not being able to change the subject of a forwarded email
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
it always takes me ages to wotrk out how to reply to gmail emails, the interface is rubbish
plus, WHERE HAS THE ATTCHMENTB GONE
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
press 'r', you flid.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:03, Reply)
I tilled the sun baked and compacted earth and planted my sunflowers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I sat in the sunshine and drank gin

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I like this and I have even clicked it for such a good idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
i drank beer and wine in the evening and read the paper with a smug sense of satisfaction

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I can very easily imagine you as smug croissant guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
A double decker is always a good choice.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
i don't like the way they get all steamed up on the top level

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
'Member when you could smoke on the top deck?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
i smoked on a plane once

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Ah yeah, those were the days

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
When I was interailing I went into the TGV smoking car in France, it was fucking rank

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
the was so stale and so thick with Gaulouis smoke it was too much for a weedy english 10 a day man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
As a smoker I prefer it that you can't smoke in pubs, on planes, trains etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
You're going to be a right sanctimonious prick about smoking, if you ever manage to give up.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I doubt it, as I know how annoying former smokers normally are.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
no way will he live that long

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)
From that post, he already is without giving up

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
NEW THREAD.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)

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