My lovely sis in law is down this week, the vegan, teetotal chainsmoker, who considers angel healing and feng shui viable sciences. We're taking her to a barbecue, there will be 4defined grills.
Meat, kosher meat, vegetarian and vegan. Ffs.
I'm getting drunk and enjoying myself, and will nomnom as much as I can. When did you seriously enjoy a piss up?
Really, really enjoy?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:38, 53 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The only time one doesn't enjoy a piss-up is, erm ...
Ah ...

Oh.

Hm.

I can't think of when a piss-up isn't enjoyable.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)

Sometimes, one can just go through the motions, Iknow I have. Looking forward to this one though, and asking intelligent, pleasant questions re veganism an kosher.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I call that 'missanthropissed'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:08, Reply)

I had a few beers a few weeks ago with a mate who now lives in Zurich
I've not laughed so much in a LONG time. A proper excellent night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Good lad. How's the north east?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)

shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:49, Reply)

That good?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Alright CP

( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)

?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:47, Reply)

bollockhead

( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Hello!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:51, Reply)

i'm doing a bbq on sunday, just planning the meats now
I don't like doing boring old burgers and sausages etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Lamb. Also sardines are good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:51, Reply)

fuck sardine shitpants in 2014
misses wont eat lamb..
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I recommend divorce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Lamb is excellent. Have you considered any game, rabbit, wood pigeon etc?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:58, Reply)

We did some gammon steaks at the weekend, they were nice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:53, Reply)

i might do these as a side dish
www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/cheese-recipes/grilled-marinated-mozzarella-with-crunchy-bread-smoked-bacon-and-a-black-olive-and-lemon-dressing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 16:57, Reply)

yeah
good luck cleaning the grill after that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:36, Reply)

Grilling is man work, cleaning is wimmin work.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:38, Reply)

See you there, I'll bring some orange drink.

( Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:10, Reply)

I haven't been smashed for ages. imma rectify that this weekend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Good lad. As long as it's done nicely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Thanks Dad.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:33, Reply)

No problem son. Stick to mild, not these German fizzy things. I drank wine once you know,.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:37, Reply)

I will not stray from the usual lager and drugs meal deal.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:39, Reply)

Waitrose?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Yea, absolutely dear.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:50, Reply)

xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:05, Reply)

orly?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:36, Reply)

Yah rully

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 17:37, Reply)

I'm off to wales for a mates birthday.
I'm going to get Wales smashed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 18:22, Reply)

Sorry to hear that :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:24, Reply)

I'll be too drunk to notice how bad it is within half an hour of arrival,
Don't you worry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 18:26, Reply)

I will always worry about you, it's my job as your father.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:27, Reply)

You're my dad?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 18:34, Reply)

I would be proud to be, but no.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:39, Reply)

You're way too young and handsome to be a dad.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 18:43, Reply)

Oh yeah....Wales? GAYles more like!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 18:26, Reply)

I've seen a lot of Ukip posters in fields full of sheep
Sheep and Wales are linked romantically.
Ukip are racists.
Therefore, all Welsh are racist.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 18:33, Reply)

I love a drink mate.
Honestly and truly. I'll probably have a couple cans tonight as I've got my letter and made the bonus.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 May 2014, 18:22, Reply)