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(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:30, 146 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Horrible food. Croquette potatoes FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I don't think much of this name suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:33, Reply)
I go pretty well with fish fingers and beans

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)

 
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Was was Battered pre flounce user name?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:48, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2288510
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Did he do a flounce before?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:52, Reply)
About 4 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)
yeah is massive meltdown of epic proportions
I'm surprised I've never flounced considering all the terrible bullying I put up with
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)
I'd just stop posting, but I do like the big 'I'm leaving 4eva' meltdowns

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)
it's all I ever strive for

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I'd struggle with the 'and here's what I really think of you' section of a flounce, as I think everyone is 'alright' mostly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)
thy come out at night mosttly
There are a couple of people I'm pretty sure are pricks i real life as well as on here
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)
oh for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Oh Nakers! Everyone who has met me IRL thinks i'm lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
apart from your wife that is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
:( bloobloobloooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2288557
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Name names, deleting prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
you know

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Do I?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)
well who do you tghink is a priock in real lief, I'll tell you if i agree

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)
CQ

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:16, Reply)
live posters
but yes, quite possibly, he would probably punch me irl
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)
No he wouldn't.
I've met him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)
he thought i was a middle class, priviledge marketing wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Yeah, well you are.
That doesn't stop him being a short, dumpy fifty year old with pink hair
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:21, Reply)
If it's any comfort he though I was a middle class privileged wanker, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I agree, but no one bothers me that much, I just ignore the pricks for the most part.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)
CQ's was amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)
There's no flouncing going on here.
My money is on PoofJason being the next flouncer.

I didn't expect B3th to leave us though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)
What was your pre-flounce name?
Was it still Battered? Jeff used to go by something else, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:59, Reply)
It was Battered. Jeff's used to be Mullered.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Shut up Vagabond you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:50, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Has battered flounced?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Yes, he's sick of your and Jassyumms stupidity.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)
i don't think doc is trool

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Only inadvertently via his user name

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:00, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I'm going to try this name for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)
do you need a cuddle?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I thought we agreed on 'And My Axe'?????

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)
No. We didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)
we did

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:10, Reply)
^^^^ See????

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)
YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)
^ flouncing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)
^pretending it's a joke, NOT UPSET^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I might go for a pint in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:17, Reply)
And this better be deleted by the time you get back?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)
I bet he still lurks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I expect everyone that's gone has a look from time to time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I hope Rory comes back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I saw that!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)
heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:27, Reply)
A post that last ten seconds before being reconsidered and then deleted.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:29, Reply)
oh, well what did it say?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I remember he did the same once, and posted a voucher (!!) link with his full name in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)
The cheapskate prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:39, Reply)
It didnt occur to me until now he was posting discount vouchers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:42, Reply)
It doesn't surprise me, if he is as fabulously wealthy as he claimed
People like that hate to waste even a penny

Edit: Are we talking about Rory or Chompy here?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:46, Reply)
So do I, he's fucking funny without the need to refer to spreadsheet material.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)
Hang on, did Rory and b3th stop posting at the same time?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:27, Reply)
I would have thought he's got bored by now.
Nobody really talks about him anymore, much less by name to aid any vanity search.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)
We're going to have to toss him.
And by "we", I mean "you". Gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I think my typing is quite loud
and now i feel self-concious
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)
THIS IS LOUD TYPING

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:17, Reply)
he reminds me a lot of a younger version of myself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Of course

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
i mean i used to wear a skirt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)
+get oiled up with 299 other men

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:21, Reply)
And spears them.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)
THIS IS SPHINTER PARTA!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I type louder if I want to sound busy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)
playa^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:21, Reply)
I still don't like Fulham.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Is the Michael Jackson statue still there?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)
No, its been removed
Al Fayed blamed this for their relegation
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Really? That guy's one stop short of East Ham.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)
How do these people make so much money Kroney?
See Mike Ashley - owns Sports Direct. Thick as the proverbial fuck

£3.3billion

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Selling shit trainers to chavs doesn't take a lot of intelligence.
Guess he makes up for it with nous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:46, Reply)
I think it's been removed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Have you seen Barry yet?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 May 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Check behind the couch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)
and under the kitchen floor

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I thought you'd be Craven a good Cottage by now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Someone just drove past playing 'fairy tale of New York' really loud

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)
I bet you'd have got good odds on Shane McGowan living longer than her

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:35, Reply)
what did battered post and delete please?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I think it was Rory's omgrealname

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:46, Reply)
rORY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:47, Reply)
That is what it is currently held to be.
Battered may have further information on a surname
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:48, Reply)
hE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH SWIPE SO I GUESS SHE KNOWS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)
I thought everyone knew

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)
i dunt even know your name as you lied about following me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:51, Reply)
I am following you!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:51, Reply)
it didn't show in my notifications
you're much more handsome than I imagined ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Haha! Yeah, not like the dream you had where I looked like one of the hairy bikers :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:54, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Does twitter tell you my surname?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I can tell him if it doesn't :)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
I'd tell him if he wants to know that badly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
nah, but i probably have enough info to track you down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Mr SNAKE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Who's the hippy who started following you around the same time as these pricks?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:53, Reply)
i dunno, i don't know anyone on twitter irl
i just clcked all the ones twitter suggsted to me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I might follow you.
I'm intrigued to see whether RL Nakers is like online Nakers.

Edit: This sounds stupid. You know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:53, Reply)
This doesn't appear to be an act.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Incredible.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:55, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:56, Reply)
He appears to be more needy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Having some of that action.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
i'm moer of a replyer than a poster...uif that makes me needy then..,so be it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
@gilescoren please be my friend
@gilescoren please be my friend
@gilescoren please be my friend
@gilescoren please be my friend
@gilescoren please be my friend
@gilescoren please be my friend
@gilescoren please be my friend
@gilescoren please be my friend
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
^^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
i dunno what either of you are talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)
After some cursory research, I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:15, Reply)
No, with my friend
It was a povvo school, NOT where I went. Possible it was him, but more likely a string of silly coincidences. but funny to wind him up for a while anyway. He's probably bashing grannies at online bingo these days
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Chompy's name.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)
that's a stoopid name

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Then nothing I said in that subthread makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:51, Reply)
i ru the day he retruns from the nether forest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I said 'I bet he [surname] have thought would happen'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:59, Reply)
haha mean

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Cornwall is cold and wet, sort it out!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Yes, sort it out for Saturday

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Yeh so you hate me right?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)
No, we loves you
But no car. If you fancy driving over for a beer on sat or sun, do!! Otherwise I am there with a car for a week in July so will come over then...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Where are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Cornwall

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Slow prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Cornwall

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
I don't drink and drive soz
or drive you know, a car because I don't have a full uk licence.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)

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