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So McBeef said he'd send people to 'an AIDS-infested Nigerian prison, for life, dressed in full drag'.What is your idea of hell on earth?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:07,
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Working in marketing for Pizza Hut in 2007/8(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:11,
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KFC ZINGER TOWER BUDGER BRRRAAAPPP BRRRAAAPPP(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:14,
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Your candles give you away somewhat Nakers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:15,
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yer I know, but i don't have spare account(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:15,
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No alcohol. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 12:22,
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Ladypig can't drive. It costs us a fortune on taxis as there is no way I can spend time with most human beings without a bucket of booze.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 12:26,
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I hate it when you go to someone's house and they have provided about three beers, to share.What kind of negative payday can shit is that?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:28,
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Yeah, I always take a few beers with me, Just in case, but nothing is worse than a host with minimal booze.
We went to a house party and the guy who organised thought one bottle of vodka and bottle of wine would do. Idiot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 12:32,
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This is why social gatherings should always be in a pub.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:33,
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Pre-loading is also a good idea.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:34,
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That what I do before I go to see Swipe.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:35,
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Are looking forward to 4 days sat in Stoney silence while the rain lashes down outside?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:38,
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I imagine stoney silence would be preferable, but doubt swipe can keep her trap shut for long(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:39,
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That's how chompy snuck his cock in there (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:40,
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When I'm not moaning we have a right laugh innit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:41,
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It's quite nice todayGoing for a cliff top walk. Wish you lot were here, in no way so I could push you off ( tangles and dozer an battered first, so ape and monty could have a softer landing)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:44,
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I don't understand the hate for me though:(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:47,
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It's probably because you are really annoying(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:49,
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Yeah, sorry to be the bearerTry being more like me yeah?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:54,
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i'll rty th ebest i can(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:56,
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I just thought all the mung beans would make for a softer landing A bearded beanbag
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:03,
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I'm all skin and bone - you'd probably have your eye out if you landed on me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:04,
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Oh yeah, I forgot that bit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:06,
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Your great personality and sunny disposition more than make up for your pathetic frail body.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:07,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:49,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:07,
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You at your family place? Negotiations with bitchtits continue regarding me taking micro there later in the year.Or is it in full use now for the summer?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:48,
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YepI doubt it's fully booked out of school holidays - just drop them an email and ask! Miles cheaper outside school hols too, so make the most of that whilst you can. She'd love it today, there are kids in the pool and I can see the beach from here...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:00,
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Stop trying to pass on your cunt touching crown You earned it, you wear it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:04,
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Sometimes I take them both for a session then drive homeMegalols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:54,
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Tiny tangle and I are going to do that before picking little tangle up from his piano lesson today.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:55,
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If you want that kid to grow up to be like me, which I know you do, ditch the piano lessons and let him eat crisps in front of the telly like normal kids.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 12:58,
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He's already as tall as you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:00,
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yeah, scrub that, he sounds like a prick(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:01,
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I hated my piano lessons with every fibre of my beingI guess only makes him do them so he can get some time away from the poor little bastard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:01,
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Or with a fellow alcoholic (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 12:38,
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It would feature Karaoke, that's for fucking sure.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:05,
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I'd sing Forever in Blue Jeans. It's my favourite
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 13:10,
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Mrs tangle loves that an'all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:12,
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Cool, is she single? Can I have her number?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 13:25,
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She's not, but sure, yeah(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:27,
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This town aint big enough for the both of us - because I have a squeaky girly voice(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:15,
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I've seen them liveThey were playing at the Barbican a couple of years back. Daily, except for Sunday.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:39,
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our summer do is going to feature karaoke with a full backing bandHow ridiculously shit is that?
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It's certainly a mistranslation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:15,
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hey, it's an industry based on deceit and obfuscation, what do you expect?(, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:18, Reply)
A basic grasp of Japanese?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:22,
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Completely out of the blue - I've found that politicians are lying bastards!Cameron has said, to the BBC, "We are the Conservative Party. We don't do pacts and deals."
Well what the fuck is a coalition then, you lying spunkwipe!
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yuor paraphrasing though aren't youas what he actually said was "we won't do pacts and deals with UKIP"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:15,
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Nope - what was quoted was precisely what he said as reported by the BBC(, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Typical BBC with their left wing agenda(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:21,
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Did you have local elections up your way? Bollockhead
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 13:24,
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he voted for the monster raving bollockhead party(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:25,
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he's one of these bellends that doesn't vote, yet freely criticises the Government.(, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:29, Reply)
He doesn't vote? What a stupid pillock
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 13:32,
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because every single politician is a lying, self-interested freeloader!Or some other exceptionally poorly thought through statement of breathtaking bellendery.
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Me. I don't. Don't care, do what I want don't I.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:42,
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I voted that you were a prick face bollock head(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 13:39,
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Nothing like POLITICS CHAT to kill the replies. Fuck you Placid you über bollockhead.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:01,
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It was all you apolitical pricks that killed it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:05,
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No it was definitely bollockhead. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:05,
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Don't bother me mate, I do whatever I like innit, that's how I roll(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:06,
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