There's a woman in my office who ends each sentence loudly in an increasingly singsong manner as if she's in a fucking opera or summat
As in "Okay thanks, seeEEE YOOOO LAYYTAAHHHH!!"

What are the worst crimes committed in your workplace?

Alt: What do you do that might piss other people off that you remain blissfully unaware of? You might have to guess here.

Altalt: What's for dinner tonight?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:05, 57 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's a bloke here whos only adjective is 'lovely'.
Alt: I mimic peoples voices and accents back at them. I post too much drivel on the internet. I snore.
Altalt: dunno yet, whatever I want, eat what I like don't I
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Were you blissfully unaware of the alt until you met me??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Which one?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)

1 and 3

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)

1 yes, I've always done it. It's only you that gets Bloobloo about it
3 no, I'm asleep aren't I, I don't notice
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)

I don't speak to any of the other employees here, so I don't know.
Alt: Possibly my aloof stance may irk others, but like I said, I don't speak to them to find out.

Altalt: Might get a curry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

AltAlt: a very large amount of lasagne.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)

I recommend oven cooking the Asda Smartprice Family Lasange for maximum bland crunchiness

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Homemade.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Do you put sliced boiled egg in yours?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)

What sort of prick does this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:46, Reply)

\o
It's a traditional part of the dish in some parts of Italy or summat. I like it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Y'know what? I'm calling Whitsun now and leaving early
Not making the same mistake Larkin did.
See you all in a week or so.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Get fucked xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Whatever

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Rory's new qotw persona produces some quite good internet
I LoL'd at monty's gaylord

www.b3ta.com/questions/notgettingsex/post2288673#answers-post-2289634
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

In the office there are a couple of types who end every sentence with a rising questioning tone. Annoys the fuck out of me.
Alt: Probably my massive lack of belief in the sanctity of human life. Having a pityfest about some people who you've never met, never had any interaction with and would never have even heard of if it wasn't for the news? Get the fuck over it.
Altalt: I'm voting curry. I may be outvoted, in which case I'll be having something else?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I vote curry for you too Cappy, if that helps.
The missus is cooking up a batch of homemade chilli tonight!*

*waiting till I get home to make it properly
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I really fancy curry
Tandoori chops to start, Keema mutter and chapattis with a few nice side dishes and pistachio kulfi to finish.
*drools*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Alt: I reckon it's probably my exceptional vagueness on anything people ask me.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

I have no idea what I'm doing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:52, Reply)

You're not alone

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:53, Reply)

thanks "Olive"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I just realised my post put a Calvin Harris song in my head instead of that one
I guess my only recourse is to DMAAKM
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:59, Reply)

i quite liek the Olive one, in a nostalgic kind of way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)

It's a mainstay of 90s Anthem albums
along with Josh Wink, Livin Joy, Underworld and the like
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)

You are wearing ski goggles and looking like a smug cunt HTH x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:55, Reply)

My perfect day^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:57, Reply)