I must be mad. Soft play centre during half term.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:10, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Someone's got to fill in for Clifford while he's inside

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I'd like some privacy at this difficult time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:15, Reply)

I think Clifford will be filled in a few times

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

They put the big red dog in prison???

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

What did swipe do now?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:22, Reply)

It's my friend's daughter's birthday today
He sent me a picture of the other kids there this morning just telling me how much he hates them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)

The noise is the worst part.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Half term is great when you are married to a teacher
8am - see you later!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Yep
I went to my nephews birthday at a soft play centre on 2 hours sleep and with one bastard of a hangover. About an hour after getting there, my brother directed me to the nearest shop, I nearly cried tears of joy when I saw that they sold Lucozade in 1 litre bottles.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I can't stand just going out on the high street when it's half term
let alone a shopping centre, supermarket or, God forbid, somewhere where the little turds are going to be over-excited.
( Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)