Evening thread for werking Fogle, stoned mince, gay jaysuim and do nothing MEATSNAKE
kinder eggs, yes or no?

EDIT: and Drimble who is...

EDIT: and Cavy who is LARPing

EDIT: and WindyPig who is murdering people in public loos

EDIT: and GeordieJay who is collecting the parts for a massive butt plug

EDIT: And Angry Cunt who is on tippy toes trying to reach a biscuit at the back of the cupboard

EDIT: and mong tiger who is...mong tiger

EDIT: and Dozer who's being a prick

EDIT: and The Disappointed who is back from the dead

EDIT: And HArters who is fucking his ex in the bum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:46, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like the chocolate on kinder eggs, the toys are shit though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:48, Reply)

you can get barbie ones today, we got one with "doctor barbie"
:(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:51, Reply)

FAGGIT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:52, Reply)

this
plastic tastes terrible
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:00, Reply)

What?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:53, Reply)

I thnk kronenbourg can go on my list of wouldn't be my first choice lagers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:55, Reply)

it's shit and french and shit
I wanna know what happedn to Grolsch, did they go bust?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:58, Reply)

I'm sure there arestill bottles and cans in the shops. Haven't seen it in a boozer for a while though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:59, Reply)

this^
It seems to have lost it's pub and offy distribution
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Sainsbos have it down the road.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:02, Reply)

I'm ferrying people around before the funeral tomorrow
Between various houses and hotels. Spending most of my time Sittingbourne driveways while people either moan or cry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Alright Charon?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Fogle

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:12, Reply)

Pig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)

FOGLE!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Your neckbeard comment earlier made me do a laugh out loud.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Well, once a month or so I make a funny.
I'm glad you were here for it. It's dedicated to you now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:11, Reply)

I'd prefer it if it were dedicated to my mum but she can't do the internet and doesn't trust internet banking or amazon.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Sensible woman. It's all paedophiles and crooks on here anyway.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)

She still loves me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)

I bet she's dead proud you met a nice girl finally,
But secretly disappointed she's ginger.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:15, Reply)

bitter experience^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)

:( yeah.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:19, Reply)

They haven't met yet. Mum thinks she's brunette.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Poor woman is in for a shock.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:18, Reply)

I bet they form a gang and both bully me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:19, Reply)

Well, that's what you like isn't it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:20, Reply)

No, I like being nice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:21, Reply)

eXCEPT TO ME

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)

Yeah, but you're proper shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)

i'm AWSOMNE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:30, Reply)

more like the somme

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:34, Reply)

You know I loves you Ben

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:23, Reply)

your goimng to finger bang funeral guests until they cry?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:11, Reply)

I liked it all, it was like a mini breakdown

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Also, get your hair cut, show some respect.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:12, Reply)

I might wear inappropriate trousers and claims it's a medical problems.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)

no one would doubt you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Khaki cargo stylee FTW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Oh man I loved All Saints

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)

I never ever did.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:15, Reply)

Shaznay was well fit m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:21, Reply)

^ knows where it's at

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)

* picture of Admiral Ackbar *

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:20, Reply)

alright

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:20, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:21, Reply)

yer

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)

smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:23, Reply)

tekkers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:25, Reply)

lovelyping

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:26, Reply)

wotevs

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:27, Reply)

haha yeah haha

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:28, Reply)

dubz

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:29, Reply)

check 'em

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:31, Reply)

we have a right laugh here dont we

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:32, Reply)

prick

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Peroni now. Much better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:20, Reply)

I can't have a drink till after 10 as I'm picking up Uncle John "banned from driving because he's a shit alcoholic" Spalder
He's not even my uncle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)

I haven't had dinner. This means going out and I can't be bothered. What a life!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:23, Reply)

i've had sausages
just cook the pack she said, then you can eat them cold tomorrow, she said.

Now I've eaten a pack of sausasges
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Normally I'd be up for that, but my stomach has been gurgling and hurting for a week or so and I don't feel like anything tonight.
Maybe it's stomach cancer, I bet you'd love that.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)

lemmy is shitting in your mouth while you sleep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:37, Reply)

lemmy swipe
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:46, Reply)

Shite
Fucking hell Frog, I'd settled down for a long game this evening.

How did we do that?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:23, Reply)

Whaaaa?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Check your cricket feed.
You'd normally be doing that about now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:26, Reply)

I didn't know you were a professional sportsman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:25, Reply)

Oh, yeah, I listened earlier. Makes up for that 99 all out. 2 wickets for Kent's James Tredwell, just sayin.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:26, Reply)

I've seen him
He's OK - best for ODI at the moment I think.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:36, Reply)

I think he'd be a better test player, he's pretty consistent in lvcc but with does either really well or gets tonked in 20 or 50 over stuff at county level.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Lets see who appears in the long line up
Tredwell is a bit too predictable for me for the long game.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:43, Reply)

No. Definitely no.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:22, Reply)

Im included!
I love the giant Kinder eggs and get one every easter.
My lad found some Polish crisps with a toy inside. we got this huge mermaid in the last pack so we pulled all her hair out and dismembered her.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:23, Reply)

woman hater^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:27, Reply)

well I don't play with the carcass so they are of no use really.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:30, Reply)

the insides make great minion figures though

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Your Kinder Eggs bring all the kids to the yard

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)

paedo

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Yeah, that's what I thought.
"No honestly, your honour, they're for my estranged cousin ... yes, he likes to receive them with the toys already assembled"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Emvee is your cousin?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:27, Reply)

I'm not dead. I've never been dead in my life.
We need Tangles now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Tangles has gone :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Gone? Forever?
Oh well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Either that or on holiday, I forget which.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:56, Reply)

I see
This sounds a little like what my parents told me about the Guinea Pigs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:57, Reply)

What don't let Cavy near them?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:00, Reply)

One's dead, the other is unlikely to go to Swansea unless it's a coach tour.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:03, Reply)

No No No No NO, Kinders are shit
They should just melt a huge amount of chocolate around a Airfix Messerschmitt Bf109E now that would be a toy worth making....


Oh and alright Nakey Poos.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 20:57, Reply)

alright harters?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Yeah fine thanks, can you ask Badmons to come back I loved that guy, you know in a platonic manly not at all gay sense.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:13, Reply)

he got deported :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:15, Reply)

I knew he was a pretend Nigerian Prince all along
I didn't vote for him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:17, Reply)

I reckon you should start a new thread, HH.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:15, Reply)

I'm not honestly sure if there are enough posters..
to warrant a new thread
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:19, Reply)

How will you know unless you try?
And what - really - is popularity? The approbation of a handful of idiots. These are idiots that you know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:22, Reply)

It may just knock my confidence
A thread version of a Dozer b4sh :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:25, Reply)

You're not, by nature, a leader. I've realised that.
But this isn't nature.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:27, Reply)

women love me,men want to be like me,and killers want to know how to get away with murder like me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Wait scratch the last bit that was Windy Pig I was thinking of

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:31, Reply)

And possibly Rory.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Where/who the fuck is that cheeky little chappie now?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:35, Reply)

He's giving it a miss. Too much other shit to deal with offline.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)

how do you know that?
I thought he was an enigma?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Are you confusing him with a water pipe up the arsehole?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:59, Reply)

I like Rory
I think he's misunderstood on here
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:59, Reply)

yeah, but the few get lost in a this epic thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:23, Reply)

I still think my idea about the airfix model is better than a Kinder egg, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:27, Reply)

BEER TIME!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 May 2014, 22:02, Reply)

ENOUGH OF THIS PISH.
NEW SHITE MOTHERFUCKING THREAD. YOU LUCKY PISSFACES.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:03, Reply)