I have seriously considered taking a nap on the shitter before.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:16, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Both yesterday and today I have been dangerously close to falling asleep at my desk.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:16, Reply)

All this week I have been the same

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Lazy geordie fucker :p

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Lazy Mackem fucker

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:23, Reply)

although Mrs Cow is a Geordie so I suppose its true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Lazy generic Northeast coast pedantic fucker. Fancy swapping jobs? A chimp coyld do mine mostly.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I watch Casualty and Holby so I think I'm qualified

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Must be something in the air.
I've been groggy all week.

It can't have anything to do with me going to the pub every night last week and not always eating my tea.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Years ago I had to work on a Saturday and I'd been out all night and was still pissed.
I set the alarm on my phone alarm to go off every 5 minutes and micro-slept the morning away.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:26, Reply)

I once put a shift in the bookies at 10am after stopping drinking around half-eight that morning.
I did have two black coffees and a sausage mc muffin to sober me up beforehand though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Did it work?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Well, nobody said anything.
Although I have a recollection of struggling to walk a straight line through the shop.

The not saying anything may have had something to do with my colleague being preoccupied about his pregnant missus being past her due date.

It was also my penultimate shift.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 May 2014, 16:47, Reply)