26 minutes until my out of office goes on.
Fucking nothing had better break.
( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:34, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Turn it off at the fusebox.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:37, Reply)

If something to hand causes trouble
I'll turn it off with a lump hammer.
( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:47, Reply)

i give it 22 mins till some nob manager comes in
"i need this sorting now or i can't do any work all week and I'm going in 5 minutes and need to print sonething really important off that I couldn't be arsed to do as I was in a pointless dinner meeting stuffing my face"
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Jealous he's not been promoted to a position of responsibility ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:40, Reply)

"oh man, I'd love to help. Unfortunately I don't have access to that system.
"Speak to Jim tomorrow morning, he'll be in from 7:30"
( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Where are you going on holidoodlebobs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:40, Reply)

The bog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:41, Reply)

^^^

( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:45, Reply)

I maybe gone some time...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:47, Reply)

3 minutes, close enough.
Fuck all'a yous
( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:57, Reply)