Thursday is the new Friday, what else is the new something else?
Alt: train thread!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:25, 70 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YM is the new deep caving experience

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Shut up jason

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:31, Reply)

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Whore

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:34, Reply)

I literally just saw this on that there twitter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:39, Reply)

My kid loves trains, especially steam ones. I find them a bit annoying.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:33, Reply)

Your kids hate playing trains and tunnels with daddy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Only have one xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:36, Reply)

You lure others xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:39, Reply)

Groom mate, groom.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:40, Reply)

I am very manscaped, thanks for asking

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:55, Reply)

orange is the new black
it's good, that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:33, Reply)

Im watching that :)
Not at the minute but yeah.
Lilyhammer is next on the list.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:34, Reply)

I have taken the dog to the pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:00, Reply)

26 minutes until my out of office goes on.
Fucking nothing had better break.
( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Turn it off at the fusebox.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:37, Reply)

If something to hand causes trouble
I'll turn it off with a lump hammer.
( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:47, Reply)

i give it 22 mins till some nob manager comes in
"i need this sorting now or i can't do any work all week and I'm going in 5 minutes and need to print sonething really important off that I couldn't be arsed to do as I was in a pointless dinner meeting stuffing my face"
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Jealous he's not been promoted to a position of responsibility ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:40, Reply)

"oh man, I'd love to help. Unfortunately I don't have access to that system.
"Speak to Jim tomorrow morning, he'll be in from 7:30"
( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Where are you going on holidoodlebobs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:40, Reply)

The bog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:41, Reply)

^^^

( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:45, Reply)

I maybe gone some time...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:47, Reply)

3 minutes, close enough.
Fuck all'a yous
( Kroney, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:57, Reply)

Pub pub pub. I is easily pleased.Off tomorrow, so can do a late one. I am easily pleased.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:01, Reply)

imaginary sci fi worlds
are the new reality.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:02, Reply)

if you're an internet shut-in

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:05, Reply)

I shall be going out
into the black. Tell 'em I'm not coming back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:14, Reply)

once you go black......

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:15, Reply)

you gonna need a wheelchair

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:48, Reply)

romanians are the new darkies

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:06, Reply)

I'm not a fan of the yids myself. Just saying.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:09, Reply)

Imagine living next to one? what horrors one must endure.
Ive got a load of Polskis above me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 May 2014, 18:40, Reply)

russell brand told us all not to vote and now hitler's in charge
dunno which is the bigger cunt
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 May 2014, 19:16, Reply)

It's me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 May 2014, 19:18, Reply)

+a

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 May 2014, 19:19, Reply)

Ivor the Engine was better than Thomas. Thomas was a bit of a cunt.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 19:04, Reply)