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	 I intended to work on the boat today. Instead, I sat on my arse talking and drinking tea withboatytypes, whilst my kid played with retard dog.
	I intended to work on the boat today. Instead, I sat on my arse talking and drinking tea withboatytypes, whilst my kid played with retard dog.
 	When did you do absolutely Dick all of value,  whilst enjoying it immensely? 
Alt, wappen  this weekend niggas?  Me n me bredrin is off to see me parents down their yard.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:14,
	
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	 going to dressage tomorrow
	going to dressage tomorrow
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:17,
	
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	 riding or carrying?
	riding or carrying? 
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:25,
	
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	 Hamster dressage lols.
	Hamster dressage lols.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:27,
	
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	 Cosplay yiffer goes up the Gere
	Cosplay yiffer goes up the Gere
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:35,
	
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	 neither
	neither
 	Observing.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:28,
	
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	 left or right?
	left or right?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:32,
	
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	 Right.
	Right.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:50,
	
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	 most weekends
	most weekends
 	Cinema tomorrow to see xmen, paying off some activity stuff for the upcoming hen party, along with the usual wines and smokes
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:25,
	
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	 Hen party? Do you possess a vagina?
	Hen party? Do you possess a vagina?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:26,
	
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	 He's a massive cunt.
	He's a massive cunt.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:30,
	
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	 Alright Jeff. You'll be getting birds at stag parties next. Madness.
	Alright Jeff. You'll be getting birds at stag parties next. Madness.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:34,
	
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	 No, but I am a bender
	No, but I am a bender
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 May 2014, 20:12,
	
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	 Me and my world of Warcraft clan have a raid scheduled tonight, then I have a CAMRA meeting tomorrow, then I have unicycle practise on Sunday
	Me and my world of Warcraft clan have a raid scheduled tonight, then I have a CAMRA meeting tomorrow, then I have unicycle practise on Sunday 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:03,
	
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	 alroght psychochimp
	alroght psychochimp
 	Great to have you back xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:19,
	
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	 Cheers tim
	Cheers tim
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:23,
	
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	 yer
	yer
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:24,
	
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	 #itsdarkandimscared
	#itsdarkandimscared
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:45,
	
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	 Real Ale Twats makes Viz worth thumbing through.
	Real Ale Twats makes Viz worth thumbing through.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:22,
	
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	 I have never 'read' viz. troo story
	I have never 'read' viz. troo story
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:23,
	
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	 It's 10% funny
	It's 10% funny
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:38,
	
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	 That's what I presumed
	That's what I presumed 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:38,
	
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	 Birthday stuff tonight...
	Birthday stuff tonight...
 	...Wellesbourne market tomorrow morning for some essentials, dinner at a surprise location Saturday night. Start moving home on Sunday.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:10,
	
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	 Happy 60th bollockhead!
	Happy 60th bollockhead!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:37,
	
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	 Not quite but the wrong side of 50
	Not quite but the wrong side of 50
 	Or the right side of 50 on the 'not dying' scale.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:47,
	
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	 Do you have grand children?
	Do you have grand children?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:49,
	
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	 I have chipoltle pork scratchings, not sure if I'm convinced by them
	I have chipoltle pork scratchings, not sure if I'm convinced by them
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:37,
	
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	 I have children I never do nothing, all nothing time is taken up entertaining them
	I have children I never do nothing, all nothing time is taken up entertaining them
 	WHICH I LOVE
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:43,
	
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	 Oh man, and im here all alone with just beer and cricket on the telly. And only a night in the pub to look forward to. God, how I envy you.
	Oh man, and im here all alone with just beer and cricket on the telly. And only a night in the pub to look forward to. God, how I envy you. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:45,
	
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	 You should head West for the ODI against India.
	You should head West for the ODI against India.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:46,
	
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	 You going to go?
	You going to go?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:47,
	
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	 Got tickets so yes!
	Got tickets so yes!
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:49,
	
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	 Nice! I'm not sure there are still any available - I haven't been to an England match yet.
	Nice! I'm not sure there are still any available - I haven't been to an England match yet.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:50,
	
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	 Have a look. if not the secondary market won't be too bad.
	Have a look. if not the secondary market won't be too bad.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:53,
	
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	 I shall do some research
	I shall do some research
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:54,
	
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	 I've said it before and I'll say it again, I miss Bristol
	I've said it before and I'll say it again, I miss Bristol
 	It's a bit mental
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:50,
	
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	 There is a new(ish) pizza and cider house open.
	There is a new(ish) pizza and cider house open.
 	40 different ciders from with a 40 mile radius!
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:52,
	
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	 Good tiems
	Good tiems
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:54,
	
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	 I moght
	I moght
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:49,
	
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	 You should get tickets and then we shouldn't meet for a beer.
	You should get tickets and then we shouldn't meet for a beer.
 	You could be Dozer Mk2.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:51,
	
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	 I've got lords tickets, they don't laugh at my trousers tbere
	I've got lords tickets, they don't laugh at my trousers tbere
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:52,
	
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	 They do, but they are too polite to tell you.
	They do, but they are too polite to tell you.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:57,
	
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	 Good enough for me
	Good enough for me
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:04,
	
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	 Alright Dodgy.
	Alright Dodgy.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:16,
	
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	 Alright Jeffers? How's tricks?
	Alright Jeffers? How's tricks?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:48,
	
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	 Good thanks.
	Good thanks. 
 	Yourself?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:50,
	
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	 So tired Jeff, so tired
	So tired Jeff, so tired
 	Apart from that all good, think I need a holiday, which funnily enough will probably encompass Bristol
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:51,
	
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	 If you are heading west then let me know and we can arrange to not meet.
	If you are heading west then let me know and we can arrange to not meet. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:52,
	
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	 Good times
	Good times
 	Actually mrs ape now knows all about this nonsense so meet ups are more possible
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:54,
	
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	 If you like,  I could tell you EXACTLY how Mrs Ape knows about this place.
	If you like,  I could tell you EXACTLY how Mrs Ape knows about this place.
 	#we'veallbeenthere,includinggrace
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:57,
	
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	 You cnt use commas I. Hash tags xx
	You cnt use commas I. Hash tags xx
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:03,
	
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	 And you can't use a keyboard, you BENT SPASTIC.
	And you can't use a keyboard, you BENT SPASTIC.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:05,
	
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	 I wouldn't exchange them for the world, they are the best things ever
	I wouldn't exchange them for the world, they are the best things ever
 	Fobtmn
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:47,
	
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	 I'll  be going to bed in hour or so
	I'll  be going to bed in hour or so 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:58,
	
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	 Well, with 7 of you sharing a place....
	Well, with 7 of you sharing a place....
 	Seriously though,  you thinking of heading down this way at any point?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 May 2014, 18:59,
	
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	 Maybe don't drink tequila at 3pm you awful alkie
	Maybe don't drink tequila at 3pm you awful alkie
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:03,
	
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	 was rather good though.
	was rather good though. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 19:23,
	
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	 Was that the narrowboat or the catamaran?
	Was that the narrowboat or the catamaran?
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 May 2014, 20:24,
	
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