I am currently planning my own liver transplant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good luck!

( Peej, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)

who the fuck is going to donate a liver to you?
i bet you couldn't find anyone to donate a turd to you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Don't pick on me today please, I am ill.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)

You need to add watership down to every post, to ward off evil spirits.

( Muns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)

You're fucking at shit at being a problem drinker.
Too tiny to be a physical threat when all drunk and angry, too fucking lightweight to knock back a few shandies without spending all the next day whining about having a headache.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)

I think the medical terminology for this is "beer mouse"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)

He can have half of mine just to prove you wrong

( Peej, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:00, Reply)

lucky he's not asking for a brain transplant then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)

ima call ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)