WHY CAN'T ALL SHOPS PROVIDE THE SAME SIZE RECEIPTS?!
It would be much easier to file them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:32, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

This is the kind of rant I can get behind
Why do Sainsburys give you 75 vouchers when you spend £10?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Oh bloody hell don't.
Why can't they just put that shit on your Nectar card?

If you get stuff before the end date, it automatically gives you a zillion points or whatever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:43, Reply)

So you have to make the effort to bring the coupon in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Yebbut I'm goane there anyway inni? If I've got me Nectar card?
Pricks.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)

is this for work?
or are you the most anal person since anal sally?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)

All you wanna do is ride on Sally

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:39, Reply)

*something about going down on a challenger*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:41, Reply)

*christa mcauliffes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Surely you would also have to buy the same number of items in each, or they'd be different lengths?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:39, Reply)

he's a man
he probably buys the same thing from every shop, ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Not always.
The flowers I gave you I nicked from a graveyard.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Different lengths is fine, but there should be some sort of international agreement that the width is the same on all receipts.
You go to Sainsbury's, and it's - what? 2 1/5 inches?

You go to Maplins you get a bloody A4 print-out.

You go to the local DIY shop and you get a 1"sq illegible thing.

THEY SHOULD MAKE THEM ALL THE SAME SIZE, SO THEY FILE NICELY.

Pricks.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:41, Reply)