A conservatory.
Bit impractical in a 2nd floor flat though.
( Muns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I managed to string a cold caller selling conservatories along for a while before telling her I lived in a 1st floor flat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Had they never heard of stilts?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)

We managed to get someone to come out to ours to discuss designs.
He wasn't best pleased.
( Muns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Excellent work
My old phone number must either have been the Port of Sunderlands one or near enough to it. I'd get in from work and find 10 voicemails from Capt. Soandso asking where to park his ship
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)

That's just a euphemism, they were calling YM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Possibly
I had to change my number in the end
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:43, Reply)