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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've always wanted a house with grounds big enough
that when someone came to the door I could say "release the hounds" and actually release some hounds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:21, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
dozer does this but with hamsters
he drops his pants, bends over and farts violently
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:23, Reply)
A non-violent fart is not a fart worthy of the name

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:24, Reply)
There should be an element of danger to a fart

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Not sure "Release the flock of pigeons" has the same deterrent effect though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:27, Reply)
You haven't smelled my pigeons

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:29, Reply)
We have, mate
We all remember Sellafield.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Smellafield more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 15:32, Reply)

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