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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I met johnny ball in the early nighties
I was very very pissed and apparently told him i wanted to fuck his daughter
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:46, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
i was at prep school, old man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:50, Reply)
I remember nothing of this encounter
It was relayed to me. Apparently he was a guest speaker at uni. Just a shame it wasn't Sara cox's dad he would have probably hooked me up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:52, Reply)
To which he replied 'I can recommend that, she's a top shag'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:51, Reply)
alright Midge?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:57, Reply)
i don't think i get this...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:58, Reply)
This is because you are a "bent spastic".

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:00, Reply)
as we all know from newspaper headlines inverted commas mean something isn't true!
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:02, Reply)
It's the noise his arse made as jonny withdrew

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:01, Reply)
"Think of a Number"
That'd be 2, then...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:02, Reply)
I met David Bellamy in the 1980's.
Fortunately, at no point did he try to "wummage awound in my undergwowth".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:03, Reply)

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