Altalt: It's nothing to do with predictive text whatsoever - those words aren't either closely related or even on the same keys (if you're using one of those old fashioned phones with a keypad)
It's because you are a spack-handed twat who would struggle to spell his own name.
Hth.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:39, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well, no.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I sent my missus a text asking if she wanted to get done in the brown.
Hilariously, I was asking if she wanted to get food in the crown. People will never understand the true genius of predictive text thanks to fucking smartphones.
( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I've just officelolled so loud I've had to explain what I was laughing at!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:24, Reply)

See this is plausible
I can easily see how on, say, an old Nokia, the words food and done use the same combination of keys, as do brown and crown.
But I can't believe that on any phone, particularly a smart-phone, fucking would auto-correct to cycling.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I just checked on my phone, one of the options as an alternative for 'fucking' is 'funkiness', which I quite like.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Just tried it
You have to use two incorrect letters for it to be suggested, so the OP is probably just a fat handed twat.
( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:28, Reply)

^^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:29, Reply)