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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Especially as it never happened before I got married. I swear that they fucking do it on purpose.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I thought it was only practiced by drunk eighteen year olds. Most off-putting.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Working security means that the sort of unreasonably attractive woman who only George could woo will spend half of the night attempting to pleasure themselves by rubbing themselves on your leg like a dog with an itchy arse. They think it's funny, I just find it tragic now. If that happened in my clubbing days I think I would have had an erection for a fortnight.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:44, Reply)

The snail produces a viscous mucus in order for it to travel over a variety of surfaces
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