My wife has just texted me to remind me to take something with me this morning
Four hours after I left the house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Mrs Cow does this kind of thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:38, Reply)

I don't even know how Mrs Cow got my number

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:42, Reply)

*118s*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Similarly, when I was married (or back in the fucking dark days, as it's become known)
I was reversing in a particularly cramped car park. I failed to see a metal post, which I clipped.

"I could have told you that was there", she sneered.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:40, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)

I hope you turned slowly and fixed your most malevolent gaze upon her.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)

m p
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)

post? palevolent?

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)

post innit
The one he crashed into
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Funnily enough, that's exactly what I did.
I may have also uttered something somewhat sarcastic.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)

crap driver blames innocent bystander

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:06, Reply)