Just got asked why I wasn't wearing a football shirt by someone.
"Football's shit and for cunts" I reply.
Look up.

Who do you think was standing in front of me in a football shirt and wearing a "did I just hear what I think I heard" expression?
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:14, 19 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YM?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Gary Lineker?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:16, Reply)

A shitcunt?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:17, Reply)

The head of HR.
No word of a lie.

Luckily he's sound and took it as a joke.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Yeah right
NOTED ON FILE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

He was laughing. I'm assuming that was "I took this as a joke"
rather than "Haha, my sacking quota's going to be well easy to fill this month"
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)

yeah that's what I said

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Your Doris?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Patrick Moore?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Ruud Gullit?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Ban Ki-Moon?

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Terry Nutkins?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Doug Pledger

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Donatella Versachi?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Sir Ian McKellen?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Mark Mennim?

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Do doo, de do do

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Pope Gregory IX?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Fred Talbot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 12:30, Reply)