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Evening all
I'm going to be in and out tonight as I need to get my design proposal for uni submitted before I wander off for the weekend.

But come in anyway.


(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 18:35, 130 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'll be here for a bit
but I'm going out later.

Until then though, I'm dossing around here.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 18:40, Reply)
Even though
all my millions of friends keep calling me up begging me to be seen with them, I thought I'd stay in and chat with you lot for a bit.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 18:41, Reply)
I had an offer to go out mountain biking
But have managed to procrastinate for 3 months, and now I really need to do this thing, and I get really picky about how I write this kind of thing.

I should probably have done it before now to be honest. Oh well.

Are you both well?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 18:47, Reply)
Very well, thanks, PoD
But I misunderstood your last comment. I thought you'd been putting off the mountain biking offer for three months. I was thinking, "PoD must really hate mountain biking!"

But then I read it again and understood.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 18:49, Reply)
My boyfriend has just come home
And he needs to vent. Will return forthwith.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 18:59, Reply)
...

(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:00, Reply)
Loon
I think I used to work with him. He's in management, of course.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:02, Reply)
Evening ...
... all!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:06, Reply)
Hello peeps.
I have a new car....well it's not new. It's an old new car which only has a cassette player in and not a CD player.

What do I have in my attic rooms?



A huge box of old cassettes that I never threw away...Yay!

I'll be listening to all my old tunes in my car. Driving down memory lane in fact : )
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:10, Reply)
Hi BGB
oooh, new car. Exciting.

Come on, you must have a mix tape in amongst your collection ...... share the details!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:20, Reply)
@WW
I have a few that were given me but not out of sentimental reasons.

Just a shared interest in the same music.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:24, Reply)
I'm in then out again
Early night for me cos I've gotta be prepared to stay up all-hours at the weekend.

Just thought I'd report that my steak was Just Absolutely Fucking Lovely and all the ppl who posted steak cooking tips the other night deserve to win everything there is in existence ever. You have helped instil my faith in steak. I even had a bit left over so I'm having a steak and horseradish seed-bread sandwich for lunch tomorrow.

Also... I'm unsure as to whether I'm going to enjoy this weeks QOTW... no relationship for eight or nine years =o/ so bring on the funnies!

Have a nice night everyone...
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:28, Reply)
Away for a while
to deal with homework and hair washing.

Oh great joy.

See you all later (maybe)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:31, Reply)
Evening all
I'm full of dinner.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:32, Reply)
Evening Mrs Bin
I have pretty much finished my proposal now, just going to leave it for a short while and then read it again before I submit it.

It makes me feel like I have accomplished something for perhaps the first time this summer.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 19:39, Reply)
Evening
I'm not stopping as I'm going out in a bit. After dinner (mahi mahi steaks with a lime and coriander sauce if anyone's interested) and a shower in our newly fitted, erm, shower...

But do have fun folks!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:06, Reply)
@Davros
Ya big tease!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:10, Reply)
Mr Bin
posts on a Retro Gamer forum.
Someone on there has modded his Wii. In the process the broke the little door on the top that covers the Gamecube controller ports.
So he has posted asking if anyone has any Wii Flaps.
Wii Flaps!
I want to go into Game and ask for Wii Flaps.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:20, Reply)
@Mrs Bin
We must all scour the internet for replacement Wii flaps immediately.

*laughs*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:43, Reply)
Hey yo
Where'd everybody go?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:05, Reply)
evening all
*snogs*

I'm at work. Again. How are we?

Wii flaps indeed. Arf.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:05, Reply)
Evening tulip
*snogs*

How are you this fine evening? Have you had some of this lovely sun today?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:10, Reply)
I'm back again
Had to go out earlier but business has been taken care of for the evening.

How are we all?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:12, Reply)
I'm up late again...Woo!
I'm just a crazy kind of girl.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:13, Reply)
I`ve been asked out
By Big Girls Blouse and some other person, yay.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:18, Reply)
oooh, a Penguin snog!
No, no sunshine for me. I am destined to remain pale and interesting.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:19, Reply)
oh yeah
in the spirit of the new qotw, will you go out with me?

*is directed at everyone*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:19, Reply)
@Tulip
I'll go out with you when I've dumped Mrs Bin.

*is fickle*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:23, Reply)
@BGB
Your bedtime is even earlier than mine! I thought I was a lightweight going to bed before 10:30 when I get the chance.

I don't know how the likes of Kaol can survive on just a few hours kip each night.

Edit @HLT - certainly. Better not tell Mr Tulip though.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:23, Reply)
Yes, hlt, a thousand times yes
Or no. You choose really.

We had the sun earlier. It was far too warm for my liking.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:26, Reply)
Oh I see BGB
It's like that then. Maybe I'll go out with Tulip. Edited due to posting from a phone!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:26, Reply)
@ k2k6
it's ok, he won't mind. he's very liberal.

@penguin, ah go on then. since you said yes a thousand times.

@ BGB - what, i'm second best? *cries*

@ Mrs Bin - go on, will ya? I'll treat ya right.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:29, Reply)
Mrs Bin
I'd like to see you try to IN OUT with Tulip, especially as you have nothing to IN OUT Tulip with.

*laughs*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:31, Reply)
Seeing as we're prostituting ourselves
Mrs Bin, Miss Blouse - fancy going out sometime?

Obviously we all have busy schedules now, but we'll be able to fit it all in somehow.

*sniggers*

Edit - what BGB said. I'd like to see that too... ;)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:31, Reply)
Basically I have to chose between virtual cake or real biscuits.
*ponders*

No contest really.

Mrs Bin....I'll meet you at The Dog and Duck at 10.30 on Saturday. Wear something pretty : )
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:34, Reply)
Note to self
When posting from a phone, don't trust the Fucking predictive text! Read the text first.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:38, Reply)
Evening ancrenne
You had a productive day then?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:38, Reply)
Oh, hlt
*swoons*

How are you miss 'crenne? Get lots of lovely work done today?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:39, Reply)
Hi ancrenne.
Missing you! Let's hope we can meet up again in a few weeks.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:46, Reply)
@ancrenne
I hadn't realised there was so much work involved in the pants business!

Glad I'm in science.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:47, Reply)
hello miss 'crenne!
how goes the pants?

I like pants.

oh no, PoD has swooned!

*catches*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:49, Reply)
BGB
You tart. I thought I was special.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:49, Reply)
@Mrs Bin
All my girls are special.

*struts*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:51, Reply)
@ blouse
can I be your girl too then?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:52, Reply)
@ milady miss 'crenne
erm, would you go out with me as well?

*does big eyes*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:53, Reply)
Seems only fair ancrenne
Thankses you for catching me hlt. I don't know what came over me.

I bought myself a tv today for my new flat. It's awesome.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:54, Reply)
Hey everyone
Who fancies making me laugh today?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:54, Reply)
@ancrenne
But the important bit is that you got the money in the first place, which is always a stumbling block. And now you're working for your own satisfaction too.

Hmm - not sure I like the way this girl-girl thing is going. There'll be none left for us blokes.

*sads*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:55, Reply)
For Becky
So this guy goes to Vegas. Orders up an escort. Beautiful girl walks in.

"So, how much for a handjob?" the guy asks. "Its $500" she replies.

"JESUS! Thats way too much!" he says. "See that Bentley across the street?" she says. "I own that car, my handys are that good". He agrees, and gets the best handy of his entire life.

Next night he calls her up again. "How much for a blowjob?" he asks. "That'll be $2000" she replies. "JESUS! Thats way too much!" he says. "See that Casino down there? I OWN that casino, my blowjobs are that good." The guy agrees, and gets the best blowjob he's ever had.

His curiosity peaked, he asks "How much for everything?" Well, you see that city block down there?" she says. "JESUS! You own that whole city block?!" he asks.

"No, but if I had a vagina I could."
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:56, Reply)
hello becky
how's you?

@k2k6 - hang on, I am going out with you as well, remember?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:56, Reply)
Evening Becks
I would make you laugh, but I'm all out of jokage at the moment.

*scratches head in attempt to dig up humour*

*ends up with hair in fingernails*

Edit@HLT - Oh, yeah. I forgot. I was just getting possessive :)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:57, Reply)
Knock knock becks?
Back up to full health today?

Good thing Kaol isn't here or he might be trying to get it on with men again.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 21:59, Reply)
@Ancrenne
Yup I mean in London.

Your all my special girls.....*mwahh*

Right I'm off to bed.

Goodnight.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:00, Reply)
Well k2k6
I guess you could just watch if there are no girls left. As far as the computer goes, no idea. I'm quite happy here on my viewty though.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:00, Reply)
@ k2k6
are you asking if we're exclusive?

I'll have to think about that.

*thinks*

night miss blouse! *mwah! mwah!*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:03, Reply)
@Mrs Bin
But I don't want to just watch. I do that all the timeI'm not interested in that.

*snurfs*

Edit@HLT - Yes, I'm an irregular a serial monogamist, me.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:04, Reply)
hmmm
I don't think we're ready for that yet. And Penguin might not like it. Plus I am a Blouse girl now too, and ancrenne's pants still interest me, and I do like Mrs Bin as well...

So if you can cope with all of that, then yes.

*snogs*

edit: off topic, but there is a party happening here and I am not at it. *pouts*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:10, Reply)
Thanks guys
just had a bit of a shit day. Back to 100% health though which is good :)

How is everyone?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:12, Reply)
Why aren't you at the party hlt?
I am muchly jealous.

*shakes head beak*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:13, Reply)
@HLT
OK, share and share alike! Can I have Mondays?

@Becky - glad to hear you're feeling more like yourself again.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:14, Reply)
cos its a post-gig thingy
and I have to mind the shop, alone, at the box office, while all the hot French boys have fun and wine elsewhere.

:(

edit@ k2k6 - yup, Mondays I'm all yours!

good choice btw, that's usually my day off and I like to stay in bed *winks*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:15, Reply)
You don't want French
They surrender far too easily.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:16, Reply)
Excellent, HLT
*marks off Mondays in diary*

*checks road atlas*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:19, Reply)
Indeed we are lovely
and most of the boys fab

that'll keep em on their toes, wondering who I think is slightly unfab ,)

How goes the business venture A?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:20, Reply)
I'm guessing I am unfab




*low self esteem*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:21, Reply)
@ PoD
true, and none of them are remotely penguiny or fab. not like you my dear.

@k2k6 - mind you get that atlas the right way up.

@ancrenne - no, it's just me AND THE BAR. We don't sell bags of sweeties. We do sell rolos though.

*pinches*

anyone for a rolo?

*wonders who will end up with the last one*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:23, Reply)
Hurrah
Mr Bin has given me the computer back.
SO I can type longer things now, although I have nothing to say now.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:24, Reply)
PoD, you fall into that special category
of very very fab and would hug if you lived closer.

Night Ancrenne x

*steals HLT's rolos, but gives back the last one*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:25, Reply)
Yay
The peoples like me. Woo.

I will take the last rolo, and then you lot can fight over the rest of them.

Would it be wrong for you to march into the party with your hand in the air all hitler-esque?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:27, Reply)
Don't worry, HLT
I'm good at getting things up the right way ;)

*pinches Rolo*

RIght then, bedtime for me.

Night all.

Sleep tight everyone.

WTF does that expression mean anyway? Sleeping slack may be preferable in some circumstances
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:27, Reply)
Oh, wrong door time
Let's see what it's like.

Night k2k6.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:30, Reply)
night night all of those of you who are off to bed
huh, there are only two rolos left now.

oh well.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:32, Reply)
I'm sure I read years ago
that sleep tight was to do with keeping the covers tight around you to stop bad things getting you. Probably completely wrong though, although I can never sleep with feet uncovered.

PoD, personally I wouldn't, but don't see the harm in you doing so. Looking to make an entrance?

Edit: One is mine HLT
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:32, Reply)
please may I have a rolo
Please.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:32, Reply)
yes
and yes

becky, you got the last one!
edit@ PoD yes it would be wrong so no I shan't be doing that.

I wish they would just GO. It's going to be midnight before I get home at this rate.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:34, Reply)
WOOHOOOO
that means HLT loves me most :)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:35, Reply)
@becks
It was for hlt and the frenchies in her lovely glass fronted theatre.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:35, Reply)
@becky
you're my best girl, darlin'

@PoD - it IS glass fronted. have you ever visited it?

w00t, the frenchies are departee!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:37, Reply)
No, I have not
But remember I found the website for it at one point? And your work email address, and all sorts of fun things.

Still not visited though to take in a show.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:40, Reply)
Oooh cripes
so you did.

you also promised not to stalk me.

mild stalkage is all right. but not on Mondays, or k2k6 might get cross.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:41, Reply)
Ahhh
I thought you were thinking of doing a Prince Harry there for a minute ,)

*snuggles up to HLT and whispers cake recipes*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:42, Reply)
OH NOES!
FLUFFEH TIEMS!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:44, Reply)
No stalking shall be done
And I haven't been up your way in a while.

Also, if I did come to a show, I wouldn't know whether or not to introduce myself. "Hello, I'm Pod."
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:46, Reply)
I would cry if
you didn't introduce yourself. It would be awesome to have a real penguiny b3tan really in my theatre!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:47, Reply)
Hahaha, you should so do that
I would, only most people on here already know what I look like, so it wouldn't be a great revelation

Fluffeh tiems ftw
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:48, Reply)
Something along those lines may happen at the Embra bash
I think you are the only one who knows what I look like becks. And that was in a kilt too.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:51, Reply)
and you could get a free coffee
and a tour of the theatre
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:52, Reply)
A tour?
If only I didn't need to come home via Glasgow on Sunday, I would most likely drop by.

Stupid Glasgow.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:53, Reply)
oh yes, a proper tour
courtesy of yours truly.

But I won't be here on Sunday.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:55, Reply)
Well neither will I
So that's fine.

Away in Aberdeen all weekend, going to a wedding and then playing at the reception, so will be all kilted up :)

I considered posting a nice kilted pic like k2k6, but thought better of it.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 22:57, Reply)
oh do, do!
go on... you know you want to.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:01, Reply)
100!
first time ever!

*loses big number virginity*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:02, Reply)
Hmm
Ok, but it's going to be for very few minutes, so get it while you can.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:03, Reply)
Do it do it do it
You know you want to :)

Edit: WOnder how many lurkers are now clicking on save as on your photo PoD ,)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:03, Reply)
All the ladies will be
I'm practically irresistible.

edit - have you seen it yet, hlt?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:04, Reply)
ooh, lully!
Nice way to round off my evening - lully penguin in a kilt!

Right, the lingering cheese-eating surrender monkeys have all gone so I'm off to lock up and go home to my bed.

then i have to be back here for 9am, criminally early start, so you can all soothe me when I get teh grumpy in the morning.

*snogs*

night night!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:07, Reply)
Night tulip
I'm off work tomorrow, but will be on bright and early.

Sleep well, glad you enjoyed the view.

Looks like just you and me left becks.


So.....
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:08, Reply)
put the penguin down
I'm still here to spoil your fun.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:10, Reply)
Bin!
I thought you had gone deserted us.

Make any biscuits today? I didn't.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:12, Reply)
No. no biscuits
Still shop bought Bourbons in the tin.

I'm making industrial quantities of brownies tomorrow though.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:13, Reply)
I made brownies once
And then nearly died from the subsequent sugar overdose. I actually had to go to bed I felt so bad.

Anyone want to play in a ceilidh for me on Saturday? I can't really be bothered. I am growing increasingly bored with playing the bass.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:16, Reply)
I'll do it
I played PJ Harvey's guitar once.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:18, Reply)
Night HLT
and goodnight PoD and Mrs L, I'm off to bed
*steals a bourbon on the way*
x
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:19, Reply)
Night becks
Should you really be admitting to that Mrs Bin? Really?

And can you play the guitar?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:20, Reply)
Night becks
She was there.
No I can't play guitar, and this was a live gig!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:22, Reply)
Hmm
*shakes head*

*shakes it some more*

Seems very quiet tonight without Kaol face raping everyone.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:30, Reply)
@all
Evening all - anyone still here?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:32, Reply)
Evening Ed
I am still here. Just. Getting quite tired though.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:33, Reply)
Evening Ed
I'm still here.

I seem to have upset PoD somehow.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:34, Reply)
Hello
PoD and Mrs L - how's the bakery going?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:35, Reply)
And there's only one way to unupset me
And that's the truth.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:37, Reply)
Well Ed
there are shop bought Bourbons in the tin.
I didn't buy them.

I am making a stack of brownies tomorrow for Mr Bin to take into his last day of work on Saturday.


POD - what did I do?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:38, Reply)
I think it was the whole live PJ Harvey thing
But I can't honestly remember. So no pics of kilts for you!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:39, Reply)
What's wrong with that?
*worries*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:40, Reply)
Hmm
PoD would like to take this chance to apologise. He mistook PJ Harvey for PJ and Duncan. Now you understand why I was appauled.

Sorry.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:43, Reply)
PJ and fucking Duncan?
I mean, really!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:44, Reply)
Hence the apologising.

(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:46, Reply)
Alright then
I'll let you off.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:47, Reply)
I think my eyes are dying
As I read that statement rather wrongly at first....
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:57, Reply)
It's all this talk of
all us girls going out with each other.
Makes you go blind you know.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 23:59, Reply)
It's true
Plus that hlt with all her goings on. Goodness.

I feel I should go and bed.

Goodnight m'dear Bin, and Ed if you are still here.
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 0:02, Reply)
Night PoD
I should head off myself too.

Night Ed
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 0:03, Reply)

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