After I bought my first flat in Edinburgh
I tried the local boozer - the Tynecastle Arms, fact fans.

It was a Thursday night. Dead quiet. I'd only been in about 5 mins when this girl started belting the fuck out of her boyfriend - absolutely fucking leathering him.

The barman, who looked about 60 if he was a day, vaulted over the bar like an Olympic gymnast, grabbed her with both hands, and literally launched her like a battering ram through the pub door. From start to finish the whole thing lasted less than 30 seconds, and peace suddenly descended on the place like nothing had happened.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There used to be a pub in Sunderland called the central
Locals used to call it the Fawcett Street Inn as it used to have a gay night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:57, Reply)

We went to the Canny Man's Pub for Bloody Marys and sammiches

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Morningside is full of bufties and the fur coat and nae knickers brigade.
Grassmarket, George IV Bridge, Cowgate - that's where you want to be.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:02, Reply)

I was a taxi ride away, as I recall
Always had a good night out in Edinburgh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Edinburgh is indeed the balls.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

surely
llw
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:14, Reply)

Well obviously, but I had to make it understandable to the soft southern woofters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:30, Reply)

I was in a pub in Wales with some friends.
This big, wieght lifter type guy wanted to get past one of them, who was sitting on a stool. Friend shuffles forward a bit. Apparently that wasn't enough as this guy bends over, grabs the stool, picks it and my friend up and throws him a clear six foot across the bar.

Fuckin' 'roids, man. Never seen anything like it.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:12, Reply)

A bit Llanfair that, dont you think?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:16, Reply)