Friday night thread! Whatcha got goin on house whales, shut ins and internet nonces?
Alt: most "famous" person you've met? We're they a prick?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:41, 36 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm a close personal friend of Rick Witter.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:03, Reply)

close personal friend of Rick Witter twat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:03, Reply)

that's extremely poor, even by your standards

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:03, Reply)

poor accurate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:10, Reply)

cocktails, turkish and drinks with my bezzie
then i might catch up with the reprobates, or go home to my birdie.

alt: liam gallagher. no, he was alarmingly polite.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:03, Reply)

I'd give that frog a wide berth, he sounds a real wrong un

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:08, Reply)

Harsh. I thought we were coup de la

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Child/dog sitting. Doing a menu for next week's curry night, three vegi and three meat.
So far, fruit korma, bombay potato and mushroom balti.Doing a black pudding jalfreezi, need two more meat suggestions, bear in mind it's pub grub, so can't be too much of an arse burner, or too obscure.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:07, Reply)

Fruit korma? Wtf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:22, Reply)

It all sounds pretty shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:23, Reply)

As does your band.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:29, Reply)

pow! right in the kisser

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:34, Reply)

:))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:36, Reply)

You've heard us?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:36, Reply)

No, are you on soundcloud, or youtube?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:40, Reply)

No they're on wax cylinder

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Play nicely frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:41, Reply)

I actually bought his record. That's nice. Sometimes I tell people its alright too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:43, Reply)

None of them believe you though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:45, Reply)

That is not my fault

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:46, Reply)

I've had it in a restaurant, grapes, coconut, banana and mango. Sounds odd, but nice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Doner kebab and chips

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:23, Reply)

As soon as these kids are in bed I'm hitting the garden with some gin and weed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:10, Reply)

most people spend hours getting weeds out of the garden and here you are putting them back

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:26, Reply)

Soz fell sleep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:21, Reply)

Remember this girl?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1863715
Well since then she has moved back to Cov, gone even more mental, disappeared from Facebook for a long period, reappeared to announce an engagement and is right now having a massive break-up with her fiance on facebook.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 18:43, Reply)

:(
Back in the days when I was a daytime poster
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:16, Reply)

lol I love her

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:19, Reply)

I'm getting on an Upminster bound train
Best not fall asleep like some sort of twat!
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:21, Reply)

I am on one! Cor!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:22, Reply)

Well not with your legs and arse anyway
Alright K dog, how are things
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:23, Reply)