Thread's dead baby, thread's dead.
I've had a smashing weekend helping Blousie to celebrate her birthday, although I fear I got a wee bit too blootered on Saturday night as I can only remember sporadic incidents after we'd been for dinner. I expect I'll be haunted by the odd flashback for the next few weeks, resulting in me trying to cram my fist in my mouth. When did you last want to cram your fist in your mouth as an unwanted memory came flooding back?

No alt; that's just the way I roll.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:09, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Not really read the question but YM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:12, Reply)

Good for you. She does a lot of care in the community work.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Shes the reason why the sunshine coach has such nicely licked windows

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:14, Reply)

It would be funny if she wasn't dead.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Yeah and you believed that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:16, Reply)

She's alive and living with Elvis Trufax

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:17, Reply)

Fucking hell, she's missed 22 of my birthdays the heartless cow.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Who or what is Blousie?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:26, Reply)

Former poster Big Girl's Blouse, once a mainstay of this place.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Rather earnest chap.
He fucked a poster called The Resident Loon.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Yeah, this is going well innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:27, Reply)

alright Bobby Davro

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Alright Dozer.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:28, Reply)

all good ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:29, Reply)

It's banter like this that keeps the world turning and servers working.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Blousie's great
Hope you and the awesome Tourette's had a wonderful time. I am at present in a hotel in Jockistan. The natives appear friendly and I've not seen a wild haggis or a kilt. I fear I may have stopped short and I'm still in God's own Engerlund
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Which part of Scotchland are you currently in?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:29, Reply)

faraboot?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Glasgow
I have a meeting in Cumbernauld in the morning. It seems that (a frickin' ma bastard hoosive) company has a huuuuge budget for 3D printing machines-I fully intend to get it all from them
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:33, Reply)

I quite like Glasgow.
Only been a couple of times but it's 'alright'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:34, Reply)

the nightlife is great, as is the music scene

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Not really sampled the nightlife as such, apart from after a gig at the Barrowlands.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:39, Reply)

This was a bit rushed
Next time I'll be here a few days, might look for an open mic and bring a guitar
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:39, Reply)

I didn't mean dreary acoustic music, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Oh, that 'thump thump, bloody thump' stuff
Hasn't even got a tune you can whistle. *wanders off muttering 'bloody youth of today, when I were a lad this were all fields' etc*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:27, Reply)

The day after I got coked off my tits about 3 weeks ago I realised I have big gaps in my memory about that night.
I hope that stays a blank but I expect it won't and I will be fist biting when I hear of what I got up to.

How is her royal Blouiseness?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:31, Reply)

Doing OK. 'Twas a good weekend.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Good to hear.
How's the job? Any chance of it going permanent?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:34, Reply)

No idea.
It's not the greatest job in the world (pay or otherwise) but it's busy and I do have access to internal vacancies. However, they have indicated that it might be extended beyond the end of July, so that's promising.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:36, Reply)

You are more than due a break. Sincerely hope you get one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I fucking hope so.
Filling in applications and adapting my CV is becoming an utter pain as I've had so many contracts in the last few years.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:39, Reply)

I have that feeling most Saturday mornings

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:56, Reply)

*Something about going out with Swipe, before Battered does it*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Ha! Yer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:03, Reply)

All the time, man
I really am this much of a prick
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:05, Reply)

And yet you seem so... normal.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Everyone's a prick on here
It's easy to blend in
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Except Al. Al's a cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:10, Reply)

I love Al

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:13, Reply)

He's 'alright'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Yer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:15, Reply)

He's been to my house.
/Trustory.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:16, Reply)

True.Bit of a one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:12, Reply)

SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW ME

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Terrible bullying of tangles

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Not really a reply to tbe question, but
I have avoided a fist in mouth moment by not putting a fist in mouth.

The bloke who ploughed in to the back of the cab we had earlier was less than appreciative of the comments the Doris made about his driving. I was minded to, but was sober.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:10, Reply)

Ouch.
Hope you're both 'alright'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Seem fine. The Doris is a bit shaken up though.
We have dealt with a potential whiplash claim in the most British way possible.

Put on two loads of washing and go to the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:18, Reply)

fucking fucking fucking scotland
why does it have to be in the fucking way? fucking companies are different, fucking courts are different, fucking land is different, fucking fuck scotland.

sort it OUT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:11, Reply)

Whoa, you fucked Scotland?
Although 80% of the population are ginger, so I can see the attraction.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:13, Reply)

Blame Dozer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:13, Reply)

I'm there now
Who do you need 'out of the way'? Good rates for mates!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:29, Reply)

I'm off for a bit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:17, Reply)

You take care out there, y'hear

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:18, Reply)

Can't find a fork to eat my yoghurt with

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:41, Reply)

Hahahahaha he fucked the Resident Loon.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Also CQ.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Fucking hell, is it like some kind of rule that all the women have fuck some kind of awful wanker to be allowed to post on here?
No wonder Dozer keeps hanging around.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:55, Reply)