Horses annoy me. Fox hunting twats. Stupid long faces. Clog the fucking roads here too. My daughter wants a pony, she can fuck right off with that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Did she specify whether she wanted it alive or dead?
If not, food for a few weeks & happy daughter all in one go!
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Alive, unfortunately.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:10, Reply)

I'm laughing at the thought of your daughter asking you for a pony
Then specifying that it has to be alive, like things have gone wrong previously.
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:12, Reply)

You always see horses in fields when you're driving through roawal country side.
What's the fucking point? I can see riding schools, but what do they bring to the table on an average farm? Fuck all. You can't eat them. You can't work them. All you can do is feed them and ride them, but these don't look like riding horses.

I reckon they're only about because women get their jollys off riding them like a symbian.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Money.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:12, Reply)

But they ain't like a dog where you can cuddle up on the sofa or anything.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Post coitus.

( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)