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I saw a 'bacon and egg' blazer wearer at Lord's try to catch the ball and take it in the face. LOL!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:02,
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There was one at a test there I saw on the highlights which was very similar, this was a county game though(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:05,
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My mate did that on our first ever cricket PE lessonHand outstretched, ball lands on hand, rolls along arm, straight into cheek.
FLAT OUT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:09,
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Once when we were fielding, their number 11 came out to bat - who had clearly never played cricket before in his life.Within about 2 minutes he took a delivery right in the spuds. He folded like a sheet of paper, collapsing to the ground, wimpering. Clearly no one had instructed him to wear a box.
As we were all crowded round him, thanking Christ it wasn't us, one of our lads shouted for someone to bring out a box.
In amongst the sobbing, the poor lad could be heard tersely uttering "bit fucking late for that now, isn't it? Cunts."
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A six hit into the crowd at Canterbury hit a pregnant woman in the stomach. That wasn't as 'lol'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:39,
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She was fine, but it was a 'who's gonna catch it?' exciting moment followed by an 'ooooh' followed by complete silence.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:44,
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Probably too busy looking sweaty and fat and leaning back with her hands on her back like they do(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:08,
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