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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As I was driving in, I stopped at a set of lights next to a van.
The driver tooted his horn at some girl in a summer dress. As she got closer it was apparent that she was a) not a looker and b) not a girl.

I could hear the guy's passenger wetting himself with laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:55, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
There's a hilarious shim gets on the metro on a morning
6'4", five o'clock shadow, Adam's apple like "she" swallowed a cricket ball
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:58, Reply)
She gets on a newspaper? Make sense, old lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
If she goes on the floor she gets a clip round the cock.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:06, Reply)
You've got to go about like that for about 2 years before they'll sort your plumbing iirc.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Its plumbing is the least of its worries

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)

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