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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yer innit, yer.What food would you never try? Sporto said insects and Im going with Oysters.
alt. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/10070991/Pope-Francis-performs-first-exorcism.html
Old news but this was a bit dramatic.
Why wasn't the Pope arrested for battering a spacker?
altalt. What's your jam at the minute?
I'm still loving this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fwyA7L9NYg
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:50,
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I first had oysters in a Chinese restaurant in ManchesterWe were later thrown out for trying to steal a brush or a tea set or something. We were very, very drunk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:55,
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AltAlt:Not feeling that, sorry. These two are my earworms of choice at the moment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaH4W1rY9us
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArslVcMLeQ8
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:57,
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Can you even remember what they were like?I think the texture would be vile.
Im not one for Mussels either
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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They were deep fried in batterI seem to recall they were nice. Mussels are lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:00,
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I thought oysters were supposed to be eaten raw?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:02,
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Quick lets call him a foodwrong! HAHAHAHA (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:06,
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I'm guessing you can also eat them cookedAs I did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:06,
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Oysters are delicious. I wouldn't eat insects.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:57,
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At what point does he 'batter a spacker'?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:57,
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I suppose you wait for a penis to go in to cry paedo too?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:11,
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No, I see a religious man praying for someone in a fairly traditional manner, and and over the top daily mail believing gay prick jumping the gun.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:13,
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You're no fun today.If it were McBeef posting, you'd be up his hoop like a tramp on chips.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:14,
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Oh I'm sorry 'Doctor Frog' I shall make sure I find everyone equally amusing from now on.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:21,
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Yeah good one mate!!!!!! Fancy a pint?I'm just a bit bored man, that's all xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:28,
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Nope. It's the way you're reading things(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:20,
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I was starting to think they were the same persongiven the amount of rubbing they give each others rhubarbs
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I'd try absolutely anythingUnless it'll kill me, of course. Very rare chicken is one I can go without trying, for instance.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:58,
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As long as you dont wash it, you dont die(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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It was once decribed as "Statuesque" by the Times Arts supplement(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:02,
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Cockin' All Over The World(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:07,
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Oysters are nice btw.I can't see me ever liking raw cheese despite trying it once every couple of years.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:58,
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Altalt: I'd have thought this was more your thingyoutu.be/vWz9VN40nCA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:00,
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Dog, I just don't think I could eat itAlt: Godliness, innit?
Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:21,
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Lovely song, that. Madonna spoiled their Grammy performance.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:23,
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How can this thread be real if my eyes aren't real?Answer me THAT, Jayse.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:22,
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Don't over think it.You'll end up blue, like the trees.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:23,
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You're too stupid to talk to.If only you were a newborn baby. THEN you'd have something worth saying.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:25,
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There's a chap outside screaming at trees.Probably on drugs. Just say no, kids.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:26,
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I've nearly lost you there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:27,
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is he demanding that they form themselves into window frames and oust the PVC usurpers?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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There's a guy sits outside the Nero cafe on Oxford Road, yelling and ranting.That's more mental illness though, poor chap.
Amusing, all the same watching him flap.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:30,
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I hope his parrot is ok(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:35,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd32xY6_90c#t=1m55s
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:28,
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No, its a reference to the prawns being cooked (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:39,
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Im tearing up the carpet in my hallway tonight.There's a euphemism.
Except I really am pulling up the carpet in my hallway.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:51,
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I'm either:Running 10k
Gardening
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:14,
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either way, we know how to do Tuesday night.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:18,
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I'm unlikely to try live insects although I have eaten crispy stuff on a stick from a dodgy street vendor in Thailand.....In my defence I was very drunk.
Alt: Pope performing an 'exorcism'? Good to see the church keeping up with the times. No, wait, the other thing - bunch of paedo-forgiving, misogynistic, power-hungry, ignorance-loving mediaeval bellends who should be fucking expunged from the face of the earth.
altalt: Never liked jam, quite fond of Nutella though.
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Christ, I'm bored.I'm also utterly skint, so I can't even distract myself by buying pointless tat.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:43,
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Join the club.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:44,
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I'm fucking bored but not skint which for me is a bad combination(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:46,
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My old Astra was two different shades of red, depending what side you were looking at.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:50,
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I had an oyster with a nip of whisky in it in a whisky shop.About 10 minutes later I was stood outside the shop spewing my ring. A driver tooted his horn in support.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:45,
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Thing is, I wasn't drunk; I'd only had 1 nip before that.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:53,
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There's something like a 50/50 chance of you getting some kind of food poisoning from eating oysters(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:55,
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We'll I've eaten more than 2 and never had a problem. SCIENCE!!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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Silly, you have to eat 50(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:56,
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The sell them in Folkestone harbour, I always wondered why it's limited to 49 per customer.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:59,
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There's about a 50/50 chance of you talking out of your arse.(
Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:57,
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There must be a much higher chance of that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:58,
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www.nhs.uk/news/2011/11November/Pages/winter-vomiting-bug-found-in-most-oysters.aspx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:00,
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All those people living two and a half years ago must be terrified.(
Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:03,
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Still relevant and terrifying only three months ago, when the FSA put out a research call about itfood.gov.uk/news-updates/news/2014/mar/norovirus#.U6mFW0Db5-g
Maybe Gormo should put forward his 'put them in fresh water for a bit' method?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:05,
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Yeah, the original article did say that there wasn't any increased risk from eating raw oysters.So it's basically saying "the situation is as it always has been, sometimes a raw oyster will give you the shits".
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:13,
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I heard about 50% of the time(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:16,
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They're professionally treated.But that's essentially what the treatment consists of.
How often do you swim about just shoving things in your mouth?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:26,
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Probably not more than once a week(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:27,
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I like those Mars Bars they float in the poolKeep me going during the long swims
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:31,
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As I've missed the boat for acceptability of doing a dirt in a pool as an infant (did the bath once, lol) at what age does it become acceptable again?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:35,
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i did it in the sea onceit floated, violently
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:38,
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I dug a hole and shat in it at the beach once.Wonder if anyone ever found it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:41,
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you should makea sand castle with a gooey chocolate centre and then wait for someone to kick it over...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:47,
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Isn't this the sort of thing I have to give up on doing as an adult?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:50,
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Out the sea, maybe.They swallow up all the shit in the sea so you need to put them in fresh water for a while so all the grot osmosisies out of them.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:01,
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As I was driving in, I stopped at a set of lights next to a van.The driver tooted his horn at some girl in a summer dress. As she got closer it was apparent that she was a) not a looker and b) not a girl.
I could hear the guy's passenger wetting himself with laughter.
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Kroney, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:55,
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There's a hilarious shim gets on the metro on a morning6'4", five o'clock shadow, Adam's apple like "she" swallowed a cricket ball
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 14:58,
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If she goes on the floor she gets a clip round the cock.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:06,
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You've got to go about like that for about 2 years before they'll sort your plumbing iirc.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:11,
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Its plumbing is the least of its worries(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:14,
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I tried oysters. They're shit. Altalt: blueberry
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:32,
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Where is the line drawn between jam and preserve eh? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:39,
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Preserves have more fruit "lumps" apparently(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:43,
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Something about preserving my cock up your mum's arse?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:52,
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Despite those concerning statistics from tangler, I've never let scientifically proven risk of illness or injury atop me consuming anything else I enjoy, so all you ought to stop whinging.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:40,
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why anyone would want to swallow a glob of phlegm is a mystery to meoysters look rank. and i've been out for dinner with people who've had them and who have indeed been extremely sick.
what did you expect? you just ate a raw animal that eats shit to sustain itself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:44,
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I'm with you, they're shit(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:49,
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So are parsnips and olives but people still eat them.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:53,
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parsnips are awesomeolives... *wobbly hand gesture*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 16:14,
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I love blueberry, not burberry. FOGLE
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:41,
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