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fuck off tomatoes
your slimy redness has just ruined not only my lovely slice of quiche, by your evil main variety making everything around you go soggy, but also my accompanying salad, by covering it in the seeds of your disgusting cherry brethren.
WHY DO YOU EXIST? GAH. FUCK OFF TOMATOES.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:12,
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I also had quiche for lunch. Trufax.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:13,
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why do you exist?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:19,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:23,
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YEAH!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:24,
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it's deep and profound
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:24,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:25,
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i don't get it
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:27,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:27,
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not following
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:33,
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this isn't twitter
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:34,
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huh?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:40,
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Try coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:27,
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Quiche is 'fucking shit' and for 'cunts'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:19,
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This is really profound - you should get your poems published.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:19,
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A vegi that doesn't like tomatoes? weirdo.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:21,
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they are alright if they are smashed up into something
like a sauce. but fuck them in their raw form. fuck them right in their slimy, chewy, soggy, seedy little holes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:22,
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rach is more of a fussy eater than a vegetarian
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:26,
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loads of people hate raw tomatoes
nothing fussy about that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:28,
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